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9/7/17

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News in Brief9/7/17

News in Brief9/7/17

Bon Appétit Denies Allegations That They Responsible For Millions Of Pro-Quiche Twitter Bots

5/31/13

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Onion Magazine5/31/13

Onion Magazine5/31/13

We Ask Dane Cook The Secret Of His Success Because That's The Assignment And We Have To Eat

7/16/11

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Onion Magazine7/16/11

Onion Magazine7/16/11

We Placed A Clean Sheet Of Glass Somewhere Across This Woman's Jogging Route

9/24/08

11:30 AM

Statshot9/24/08

Statshot9/24/08

Top Luxury Magazines

2/28/07

12:03 AM

Radio News2/28/07

Radio News2/28/07

Fired Muscle Magazine Editor Will Arm Wrestle For Job

2/21/07

12:01 AM

Infographic2/21/07

Infographic2/21/07

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

2/16/07

12:01 AM

Onion Magazine2/16/07

Onion Magazine2/16/07

Photo-Caption Issue

12/13/06

12:00 AM

Dictator Slays Millions In Last-Minute Push To Be Time's Man Of The Year

12/11/06

8:29 AM

Radio News12/11/06

Radio News12/11/06

Peter Gallagher Voted Eyebrow Magazine's Man Of The Year

10/10/06

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News in Brief10/10/06

News in Brief10/10/06

Magazine Editor Undergoes Sleek New Redesign

10/5/06

12:01 AM

News in Brief10/5/06

News in Brief10/5/06

Britney Spears Loses Custody Of Child To In Touch Magazine

9/15/06

12:01 AM

Onion Magazine9/15/06

Onion Magazine9/15/06

America's 50 Poorest People

8/28/06

12:01 AM

Radio News8/28/06

Radio News8/28/06

Consumer Reports Magazine Rates Itself Out Of Business

7/2/06

12:01 AM

Radio News7/2/06

Radio News7/2/06

Body Of Missing Mad Magazine Reporter Found In Blecchistan

3/10/06

12:01 AM

Onion Magazine3/10/06

Onion Magazine3/10/06

I Think You May Be Looking For The Other John McCain

12/9/05

12:00 AM

Onion Magazine12/9/05

Onion Magazine12/9/05

Foreigners: Do They Love Their Countries More Than Ours?

11/16/05

12:34 PM

News In Photos11/16/05

News In Photos11/16/05

Scientific American Somehow Makes Woman Feel Bad About Her Body

11/9/05

12:15 PM

Redbook Reporter Refuses To Disclose Source Of Recipe

10/5/05

1:49 PM

News In Photos10/5/05

News In Photos10/5/05

Cosmopolitan Releases 40-Year Compendium: 812,683 Ways To Please Your Man

9/23/05

12:01 AM

Onion Magazine9/23/05

Onion Magazine9/23/05

A List Of Celebrities Written Down & Numbered

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