Manny Ramirez Impresses Triple-A Teammates With Knowledge Of Shapes
ROUND ROCK, TX—In a remarkable demonstration of expertise, Round Rock Express designated hitter Manny Ramirez…
Manny Teaches Minor-League Teammates About God's Son Who Was Nailed To Two Crossed Bats
SACRAMENTO, CA—Speaking reverently as he shared his newfound religious faith, Sacramento River Cats designated hitter…
Manny Ramirez Trying To Train Birds To Carry His Pop Fly Balls Over Fence
OAKLAND, CA—In an apparent attempt to keep himself relevant this season after a year off and a 50-game suspension to…
Manny Embarks On Journey To Find Legendary Realm Of Batlantis
LOS ANGELES—In his ongoing quest to find the finest and most powerful baseball bat ever crafted, Dodgers outfielder…
Documentary Manny Ramirez Talking About Turns Out To Be 'Billy Madison'
LOS ANGELES—After less than five minutes listening to Manny Ramirez describe a "powerful documentary" about a son who…
Manny Ramirez To David Ortiz: 'Road Trip'
SOMEWHERE ALONG I-65—Best buddies Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz, both of whom find themselves at professional…
Manny Ramirez: 'Am I In Trouble?'
LOS ANGELES—According to his teammates, his coaches, and the media, Manny Ramirez has appeared visibly confused and…
'Play Every Day To The Best Of Your Ability' Clause Stalled Ramirez, Dodgers Talks
LOS ANGELES—A clause stipulating that free agent Manny Ramirez show up to games on time and play baseball to the…
Scott Boras Able To Get Manny Ramirez $20 Billion In Economic Stimulus Money
WASHINGTON—After a series of closed-door talks, Scott Boras, the agent known for representing the highest-paid players…
Manny Ramirez Likes Red Sox's New Blue Uniforms
LOS ANGELES—Dodgers left-fielder Manny Ramirez, sent to Los Angeles in a three-team trade two weeks ago, said Monday…
Manny Ramirez Plays With Bush Family Dogs During Red Sox's Entire White House Visit
WASHINGTON, DC—Although Red Sox outfielder Manny Ramirez was present for the official team visit to the White House, he…
Manny Ramirez Asks Red Sox If He Can Work From Home
BOSTON—Claiming that a relaxed atmosphere and a chance to create his own schedule would greatly benefit his…
Manny Ramirez Has Weirdest Feeling He Should Be Somewhere While Watching Spring Training
SANTO DOMINGO, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC—While watching a live spring-training report from the Boston Red Sox training…