Apr 30 2019News In Photos4/30/19News In Photos4/30/19Wild-Eyed Marco Rubio Embarks In Rowboat To Help Venezuela Coup Effort
Feb 23 2018News in Brief2/23/18News in Brief2/23/18Marco Rubio Still Rock-Hard Days After Being Publicly Humiliated On National Stage
Mar 17 2016News in Brief3/17/16News in Brief3/17/16GOP Leaders Assure Sobbing Rubio It Not His Fault Party Splitting Up
Mar 16 2016News in Brief3/16/16News in Brief3/16/16Mute, Terrified Rubio Awakes To Find Self Unable To Vocalize Any Unscripted Sentiment
Mar 14 2016News in Brief3/14/16News in Brief3/14/16Heartbreaking Rubio Campaign Email Just Asks Supporters To Send Something To Make Him Smile
Mar 10 2016News in Brief3/10/16News in Brief3/10/16Moderators Give Marco Rubio 90 Seconds To Deliver Closing Statement Of Campaign
Feb 25 2016News in Brief2/25/16News in Brief2/25/16Spooked Rubio Staffers Drive Slowly Past Abandoned Jeb Bush Campaign Headquarters
Feb 24 2016News in Brief2/24/16News in Brief2/24/16Depraved Candidate Struggling To Support $100,000-A-Day Advertising Habit
Feb 13 2016News in Brief2/13/16News in Brief2/13/16Charles Koch Orders Sniper To Fire Warning Shot Next To Marco Rubio On Debate Stage
Jan 29 2016News1/29/16News1/29/16Dazed Marco Rubio Wakes Up In Koch Compound To Find Cold Metal Device Installed Behind Ear
Jan 14 2016News in Brief1/14/16News in Brief1/14/16Rubio Refutes Claim He Soft On Immigration By Dragging Undocumented Worker He Knocked Out Cold Onto Stage
Nov 17 2015News in Brief11/17/15News in Brief11/17/15Rubio Campaign Deploys 6,000 Ground Troops To Combat ISIS
Oct 28 2015News10/28/15News10/28/15Campaign Advisers Secretly Enjoying Totally Destroying Marco Rubio During Practice Debates
