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Feb 23 2018
WASHINGTON—Saying the CNN town hall debate had left him sexually aroused in a way he hadn’t experienced since his…
Mar 17 2016
WASHINGTON—In an effort to comfort the distraught former presidential candidate, top GOP leaders reportedly sat down…
Mar 16 2016
MIAMI—Just hours after delivering the final speech of his 2016 campaign, former Republican presidential candidate…
Mar 14 2016
MIAMI—Noting that Tuesday’s primary contests could very likely determine the outcome of the Republican nomination,…
Mar 10 2016
MIAMI—Allowing the candidate to leave viewers with a final impression before the broadcast concluded, CNN moderator…
Feb 29 2016
MIAMI—In what political observers characterized as the organization’s highest-level staff shakeup to date, the…
Feb 25 2016
MIAMI―Speaking in hushed tones as they peered out at the derelict structure sitting vacant behind an empty,…
Feb 24 2016
RICHMOND, VA—Having already blown through the previous night’s fundraising contributions on a couple quick radio ads…
Feb 13 2016
GREENVILLE, SC—In response to the presidential candidate’s unsatisfactory answer to a question about the economic…
Jan 29 2016
‘Hello Marco, We Will Now Begin The Program,’ Says Soothing Voice
Jan 14 2016
NORTH CHARLESTON, SC—In an attempt to silence party members who have criticized his record on illegal immigration as…
Nov 17 2015
OTTUMWA, IA—Vowing to hunt down and destroy every last vestige of the extremist group, Senator Marco Rubio announced…
Oct 28 2015
BOULDER, CO—Reflecting on the repeated drubbings they have doled out since the process began six months ago,…