4/30/192:07 PMNews In Photos4/30/19News In Photos4/30/19Wild-Eyed Marco Rubio Embarks In Rowboat To Help Venezuela Coup Effort
2/23/182:12 PMNews in Brief2/23/18News in Brief2/23/18Marco Rubio Still Rock-Hard Days After Being Publicly Humiliated On National Stage
3/17/1611:54 AMNews in Brief3/17/16News in Brief3/17/16GOP Leaders Assure Sobbing Rubio It Not His Fault Party Splitting Up
3/16/164:16 PMNews in Brief3/16/16News in Brief3/16/16Mute, Terrified Rubio Awakes To Find Self Unable To Vocalize Any Unscripted Sentiment
3/14/162:41 PMNews in Brief3/14/16News in Brief3/14/16Heartbreaking Rubio Campaign Email Just Asks Supporters To Send Something To Make Him Smile
3/10/1610:00 PMNews in Brief3/10/16News in Brief3/10/16Moderators Give Marco Rubio 90 Seconds To Deliver Closing Statement Of Campaign
2/25/169:51 AMNews in Brief2/25/16News in Brief2/25/16Spooked Rubio Staffers Drive Slowly Past Abandoned Jeb Bush Campaign Headquarters
2/24/1611:38 AMNews in Brief2/24/16News in Brief2/24/16Depraved Candidate Struggling To Support $100,000-A-Day Advertising Habit
2/13/169:30 PMNews in Brief2/13/16News in Brief2/13/16Charles Koch Orders Sniper To Fire Warning Shot Next To Marco Rubio On Debate Stage
1/29/169:55 AMNews1/29/16News1/29/16Dazed Marco Rubio Wakes Up In Koch Compound To Find Cold Metal Device Installed Behind Ear
1/14/169:20 PMNews in Brief1/14/16News in Brief1/14/16Rubio Refutes Claim He Soft On Immigration By Dragging Undocumented Worker He Knocked Out Cold Onto Stage
11/17/154:11 PMNews in Brief11/17/15News in Brief11/17/15Rubio Campaign Deploys 6,000 Ground Troops To Combat ISIS
10/28/1510:39 AMNews10/28/15News10/28/15Campaign Advisers Secretly Enjoying Totally Destroying Marco Rubio During Practice Debates
