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Wild-Eyed Marco Rubio Embarks In Rowboat To Help Venezuela Coup Effort

Marco Rubio Still Rock-Hard Days After Being Publicly Humiliated On National Stage

GOP Leaders Assure Sobbing Rubio It Not His Fault Party Splitting Up

3/17/16 10:54AM

Mute, Terrified Rubio Awakes To Find Self Unable To Vocalize Any Unscripted Sentiment

Heartbreaking Rubio Campaign Email Just Asks Supporters To Send Something To Make Him Smile

Moderators Give Marco Rubio 90 Seconds To Deliver Closing Statement Of Campaign

Rubio Campaign Hires New Candidate In Top-Level Staff Shakeup

Spooked Rubio Staffers Drive Slowly Past Abandoned Jeb Bush Campaign Headquarters

Depraved Candidate Struggling To Support $100,000-A-Day Advertising Habit

2/24/16 10:38AM

Charles Koch Orders Sniper To Fire Warning Shot Next To Marco Rubio On Debate Stage

Dazed Marco Rubio Wakes Up In Koch Compound To Find Cold Metal Device Installed Behind Ear

Rubio Refutes Claim He Soft On Immigration By Dragging Undocumented Worker He Knocked Out Cold Onto Stage

Rubio Campaign Deploys 6,000 Ground Troops To Combat ISIS

11/17/15 3:11PM

Campaign Advisers Secretly Enjoying Totally Destroying Marco Rubio During Practice Debates

10/28/15 9:39AM

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