The Inventory

Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg

Cash-Strapped Zuckerberg Forced To Sell 11 Million Facebook Users

9/17/18 12:27PM

Facebook Identifies Dozens Of Suspicious Accounts Seemingly Enjoying Time On Website

8/01/18 12:59PM

Investors Remind Mark Zuckerberg He Can’t Fuck With Them Like The Simpering Cowards In Congress

7/27/18 12:00PM

Panicking Mark Zuckerberg Holds Press Conference Explicitly Welcoming Armenian Genocide Deniers To Facebook

7/27/18 11:44AM

Mark Zuckerberg’s Net Worth Plunges Not Even Close To Enough

Facebook Apologizes For Giving Mark Zuckerberg A Platform

7/19/18 11:40AM

Cops Bust Filthy, Unshaven Mark Zuckerberg For Selling Personal Data On Street Corner

6/19/18 12:28PM

Priscilla Chan Leaves Mark Zuckerberg For Onion Social CEO

6/18/18 12:37PM

$30 Million Donation From Chan-Zuckerberg Charity To Help Kids Learn To Read Returned

6/15/18 12:10PM

Daddy, I Don’t Want To Live In The World Your Website Has Created

Mark Zuckerberg Defends Decision To Fly Confederate Flag At Facebook Headquarters

Mark Zuckerberg Recalls Coming Up With Idea For Facebook After Seeing Dopamine-Addicted Lab Rat Starve To Death

6/14/18 12:20PM

As A Facebook Employee, I Was Ordered To Bury Thousands Of Stories About Mark Zuckerberg’s Human Zoo

6/14/18 11:34AM

Mark Zuckerberg Insists Anyone With Same Skewed Values And Unrelenting Thirst For Power Could Have Made Same Mistakes

Congress Reassures Nervous Zuckerberg They Won’t Actually Do Anything About This

Mark Zuckerberg Apologizes To Congress For Not Realizing Scope Of His Genius

Mark Zuckerberg Cited For Contempt Of Congress After Refusing To Shut The Fuck Up About How He Started Company In Dorm Room

4/11/18 11:35AM

Nation Feels First, Only Pang Of Sympathy For Zuckerberg After Watching Him Engage With Ted Cruz

Zuckerberg Wishes Old People Would Stop Commenting On Facebook

Facebook Informs Data Leak Victims Whether They Need To Burn Down House, Cut Off Fingerprints, Start Anew

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