LYSANDER, NY—Recognizing that the gushing fountain of easy money wouldn’t last forever, local therapist Rob Wetzel…

QUANTICO, VA—Rushing to put together a psychological analysis of the perpetrator who had left behind the heinous…

TUSCALOOSA, AL—Stressing that such ways of thinking helped keep her difficulties in check, local woman Audrey…

OAKLAND—Emphasizing that the staff’s output and productivity were of the utmost importance to management at this…

NEW HAVEN, CT—Admitting that a highly contagious, deadly pandemic had done little to stoke his creativity, local man…

STANFORD, CA—Cackling maniacally as they encouraged Americans to begin engaging in radical acts of self-care,…

STANLEY, NM—Scrambling to find a way to be even more blunt, the subconscious of local woman Jessika Toler was…

SAN CARLOS, CA—Growing gradually more concerned that this was just his mother’s normal state, local infant Lucas…

AURORA, IL—Lamenting at how naive he was to believe such a thing was actually possible, 73-year-old Illinois…

Education: Top Finnish-language program in world

Source Of Tranquility: Near total ethnic homogeneity

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SAN FRANCISCO—Voicing frustration with a strategy that had inexplicably failed to pay off, local man Cole Peterson…

ANN ARBOR—Contradicting long-standing beliefs about the once frowned-upon practice, a study released Tuesday by…

SOUDERTON, PA—Lauding the children’s series’ overall quality and specifically noting its commitment to comprehensive…

DAYTON, OH—Voluntarily surrendering the remarkable talent that gave her profound insight into the true nature of…

NAMPA, ID—Noting that a huge weight had been taken off his shoulders, newly enlightened man Ken Eaton announced…