The Inventory

God Decides Against Killing Self After Angel Shows Him What Life Would Be Like If He Never Existed

5/01/19 11:46AM

Boss Encourages Employees To Take Short Mental Breakdowns For Every Hour Of Work

Depressed Gallup Director Issues Poll Asking Whether Anyone Would Care Whether He Lives Or Dies

4/22/19 12:16PM

Area Man Much Happier, More Relaxed Since Joining Cult

3/18/19 10:59AM

Piece Of Shit Whom Everybody Hates Assures Himself It All In His Head

Bouncer Who’s Not That Big Must Be Fucking Crazy

Mental Health Experts Recommend Calling Fratricide Prevention Hotline For Anyone Contemplating Killing Brother

Man Competitive About How Depressed He Is

2/20/19 12:04PM

Woman Who Hasn’t Bought Anything Recently Wondering Why She Suddenly Happy

12/17/18 10:26AM

‘Kanye Must Be Back On His Meds,’ Says Nation Technically Having Conversation About Mental Illness

10/31/18 1:57PM

Therapists Recommend Treating People Like Shit If You’re Having A Bad Day

10/08/18 11:45AM

NRA Praised For Decreasing Stigma Of Mentally Ill Acquiring Firearms

8/30/18 12:35PM

American Psychiatric Association Adds ‘Obsessive Categorization Of Mental Conditions’ To ‘DSM-5’

Report: Therapist Just Saying That To Make You Feel Better

7/16/18 12:04PM

How To Purge All That Negative Energy Into Your Personal Assistant

6/15/18 10:24AM

How To Manage Depression With TV And Alcohol

6/13/18 10:35AM

Ways To Treat Seasonal Affective Disorder So You're Not So Goddamn Cheery In Summertime

6/11/18 11:46AM

How To Protect Yourself From Alzheimer, The Demon Who Eats Memories

6/06/18 11:16AM

Increase Your Cognitive Ability By Reading A Fucking Book For Once

6/04/18 10:20AM

Depressed Businessman Takes 16 Power Naps A Day

4/04/18 10:08AM

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