Sep 2News in Brief9/2/20News in Brief9/2/20Economists Warn Americans That Money Withering To Ash In Their Hands Could Be Sign Of RecessionWASHINGTON—Calling the evidence “troubling,” researchers from the Economic Policy Institute issued a statement…
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Jul 6News in Brief7/6/20News in Brief7/6/20Trump Slaughters Dozens Of American Troops In Hopes Of Cashing In On Russian BountiesBAGRAM, AFGHANISTAN—Following intelligence reports that Moscow offered to pay Taliban-linked militants to kill…
May 12News in Brief5/12/20News in Brief5/12/20National Grandpa Council Allocates $300 Million To Provide Each American Some Walkin’ Around MoneyWASHINGTON—Urging citizens not to spend it all in one place, the National Grandpa Council announced Tuesday a plan…
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Apr 17News in Brief4/17/20News in Brief4/17/20Report: Rising Market Instability Driving More Countries To Peg Currencies To Akon’s AkoinWASHINGTON—As the shock of Covid-19 continues to roil world markets, a report published Friday by the International…
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Mar 17News in Brief3/17/20News in Brief3/17/20Congress Allocates $2 Trillion To Bail Out Struggling Bailout IndustryWASHINGTON—In order to alleviate the heavy damage the crucial financial sector is facing in the midst of the ongoing…
Feb 19News In Photos2/19/20News In Photos2/19/20Last-Second DNC Rule Change Requires Candidates Spend At Least $300 Million Of Own Fortune To Make Debate Stage
Jan 22 2020News in Brief1/22/20News in Brief1/22/20Financial Experts Recommend Just Waiting Until Chaos Is Law Of The LandNEW YORK—Cautioning against making any rash investment decisions before the entire fabric of society falls apart and…
Dec 20 2019News12/20/19News12/20/19Deal Alert: Got A Nintendo Switch And Amazon Prime? Well, Look At You, Mr. MoneybagsListen up, Nintendo fanboys, because do we have news for you! Do you own a Switch and have an Amazon Prime…
Dec 18 2019News In Photos12/18/19News In Photos12/18/19Mormon Church Accused Of Hoarding Billions In Afterlife Tax Haven
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May 3 2019News in Brief5/3/19News in Brief5/3/19Stanford Students Admit It Was Pretty Obvious Billionaire’s Dog Didn’t Get In By ItselfSTANFORD, CA—Saying that certain undergrads clearly hadn’t been accepted on their own merits, students at Stanford…
Apr 29 2019News in Brief4/29/19News in Brief4/29/19Hollywood Analysts Still Not Sure How ‘Saving Silverman’ Broke Box Office Records Last WeekendLOS ANGELES—Admitting they were confounded by the huge numbers being put up by the 2001 feature starring Jason…
Apr 19 2019News in Brief4/19/19News in Brief4/19/19Venmo Rolls Out Feature Allowing Users To Send Goons To Collect PaymentNEW YORK—Claiming the mobile payment app’s latest update will facilitate noticeably faster transactions, the…