The Inventory

Stanford Students Admit It Was Pretty Obvious Billionaire’s Dog Didn’t Get In By Itself

Hollywood Analysts Still Not Sure How ‘Saving Silverman’ Broke Box Office Records Last Weekend

4/29/19 12:31PM

Venmo Rolls Out Feature Allowing Users To Send Goons To Collect Payment

4/19/19 11:59AM

Despondent Jeff Bezos Realizes He’ll Have To Work For 9 Seconds To Earn Back Money He Lost In Divorce

Tennis Instructor Mentoring Young Player Sees Potential In Parents’ Income

Local Brother-In-Law Heard You Can Make Shitload Of Money Doing That

1/28/19 11:58AM

Lottery Ticket Holder Has Already Spent $900 Million In Anticipation Of Winning Big Prize

10/18/18 1:41PM

Paul Allen To Leave $10,000 To Everyone Who Shares This Post

10/16/18 11:22AM

Report: Most Americans’ Retirement Plans Consist Of Hoping Their Random Junk Turns Out To Be Collector’s Item Worth Millions

10/09/18 1:45PM

Bill & Melinda Gates Shocked To Learn Ghanaian School Never Intended To Pay Back Money Lent To Them

7/18/18 11:55AM

$20 Bill Slowly But Surely Wriggling Free From Back Pocket

7/10/18 12:31PM

Teacher With Brand-New Chalk Holder Must Have Come Into Some Money Recently

Nation’s Rich And Powerful Wondering When Rest Of Americans Will Just Give Up

‘Holy Shit, The Government Owes Me 50 Million Dollars,’ Reports Man Incorrectly Filling Out His Taxes

4/13/18 12:59PM

Tax Preparation Software Vs. Hiring An Accountant

4/12/18 10:09AM

25-Year-Old Moving Into Comfortable, Rent-Free Arrangement In Parents’ Home Worried He’s Hit Rock Bottom

Proud Billionaire Helps Young Son Open First Offshore Bank Account

Step By Step: How To Run A Successful Crowdfunding Campaign

2/01/18 10:37AM

Breaking: Bitcoin Value Currently Plummeting—No, Wait—Skyrocketing—No, Plummeting

1/17/18 11:31AM

Miracle Paycheck Lasts For 7 Whole Days

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