Pentagon Allocates $600,000 For Actual Gun Used In ‘Scarface’
WASHINGTON—In a military acquisition officials are calling “so fucking badass,” the Pentagon announced Monday that they…
New ‘Avengers’ Fan Theory Suggests Key To Beating Thanos Could Be Nothing Because He Not Real And None Of This Exists
LOS ANGELES—Shedding light on a possible key plot point of the upcoming film Avengers: Endgame, an emerging theory…
Man’s Wife Dies Of Cancer Just Like In The Movies
HUDSON, NY—Expressing shock to find himself in a situation from the silver screen, local man Kevin Perry revealed…
New Evidence In Murder Case Leads Authorities To Narrow Down List Of Possible Actors Who Could Play Killer
DOYLESTOWN, PA—Saying they have begun to make significant headway in the case, law enforcement officials told reporters…
Everything Reminds Man Of ‘Her’
GENEVA, IL—Admitting that he thought he would have moved on by now, 28-year-old marketing analyst Garrett Moore…
Bob Iger: At Disney, We Live Every Day In Terror That You’ll Turn On Superhero Movies
BURBANK, CA—Emphasizing that losing even just a few comic book fans would be a “fate worse than death,” Disney CEO Bob…
Man Worried The 6th ‘Transformers’ Movie Will Just Be Stupid
EUGENE, OR—Concerned that the newest chapter of the franchise would underwhelm viewers with a senseless, inane plot and…
Producer Tells Actress Non-Disclosure Agreement Pretty Standard For Getting Away With Abusing His Power
LOS ANGELES—Dismissing it as nothing more than “a bunch of legal-ese” giving him free rein to make her life hell, film…
Female Director Asked If She Feels Comfortable Filming Scene While Nude
LOS ANGELES—In a concentrated effort to ensure the movie set felt like a safe, supportive place for all those involved,…