HOUSTON, TXâPredicting that the upcoming lunar looks would delight stargazers all over the world, astronomers confirmed Friday that the moon will have dozens of new phases in 2019. âWe are excited to announce that as of next year, the moon will add several new and exciting shapes to its usual crescent-shaped phases,ââŚ
SATELLITE BEACH, FLâReferring to the Apollo 11 spaceflight and lunar landing as a âwalk in the park,â astronaut Buzz Aldrin recalled Friday the relative ease with which he and fellow astronauts Neil Armstrong and Michael Collins reached the moon during heir 1969 mission. âWe wore special suits and so on, as Iâm sureâŚ
WASHINGTONâAdmitting that a second-hand retelling would not do their findings justice, NASA scientists confirmed Thursday that they had made a life-changing discovery, but you kind of had to be there. âThese results revolutionize our very understanding of subatomic particlesâman, I wish I could even explain, however,âŚ
CAPE CANAVERAL, FLâStunned by both the sheer good fortune of their discovery and its implications for future exploration, scientists at NASA confirmed Friday that the Curiosity Rover had found five bucks in the red dust of Marsâ Gale Crater. âThis is unbelievableâfive whole American dollars!â said program director JimâŚ
WASHINGTONâSaying the groundbreaking discovery could help shed new light on the history of the Red Planet, NASA announced Friday that a diving board found on Mars confirmed that the planet may have at one point contained water. âWhile the board itself is now completely cracked and arid, the very fact of its existenceâŚ
WASHINGTONâIn an effort to make the solar systemâs central star look as badass as possible, NASA officials announced Friday the agencyâs plans to place a 864,600-mile-wide pair of shades on the sun. âWith this mission, weâll be taking a great leap forward in our understanding of how cool and chilled-out our sun reallyâŚ
WASHINGTONâSaying the long-overdue gesture was a step towards atoning for the space agencyâs past transgressions, NASA issued a formal apology Wednesday for the 1969 genocide of the moonâs native population. âThe time has come to recognize NASAâs detestable role in the massacre of the moonâs original inhabitants,ââŚ
WASHINGTONâCommemorating what is widely considered to be the greatest achievement of space exploration, NASA on Tuesday celebrated the 60th anniversary of the launching of the first moon to orbit Earth. âWe may not consider the idea of a moon that orbits Earth to be that big of a deal today, but if you mentioned itâŚ
LOW EARTH ORBITâInadvertently observing the gruesome act through its near-infrared camera, the Hubble Space Telescope reportedly struggled to reach NASA on Tuesday after witnessing what appeared to be a murder on Jupiterâs largest moon, Ganymede. Frightened and unable to leave the confinement of its geostationaryâŚ
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PASADENA, CAâAs part of ongoing preparations for a manned mission to the Red Planet, scientists at NASAâs Jet Propulsion Laboratory announced Wednesday that its autonomous Mars Roomba vehicle had landed safely and commenced the task of cleaning dust from the planetâs surface.
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WASHINGTONâAppearing silently and without warning in the space agencyâs parking garage, the Cassini probe reportedly emerged from the shadows Monday and uttered âYou thought you could get rid of me?â while confronting petrified NASA administrator Robert Lightfoot, Jr. âI bet you never thought youâd see me again, didâŚ
SATURNâBreaking apart as it plunged through the heat and crushing pressure of the planetâs atmosphere, sources said Friday that the Cassini probe realized far too late that its entire 20-year mission to Saturn had been a setup all along. âThose assholes!â the spacecraft reportedly screamed, now fully aware that theâŚ
HOUSTONâAfter an exhaustive 18-month evaluation process in which an applicant pool of hundreds was narrowed down to the two very buffest candidates, NASA announced Friday that it had chosen a pair of hot, ripped astronauts to take part in the first-ever man-on-man mission to Mars.
PASADENA, CAâIn the latest troubling update from the multi-year survey mission, scientists at NASAâs Jet Propulsion Laboratory received another set of depressing photos from the martian surface taken by the Morbid Curiosity Rover, sources at the agency confirmed Wednesday.
WASHINGTONâSaying the groundbreaking new technology could allow humans to withstand the harsh conditions they will experience on the planetâs surface, NASA confirmed Tuesday that it has created a climate-controlled suit capable of protecting people who hope to one day live on Earth.
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