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Taylor Swift Inspires Teen To Come Out As Straight Woman Needing To Be At Center Of Gay Rights Narrative

White House Hires Top Hollywood Agent To Pitch Action-Packed, High-Concept War With Iran To American Public

Boeing CEO Admits Company Made Mistake By Including Automatic Self-Destruct Function On All 737 Max Planes

Dark, Sinister Underbelly Of Small Suburban Town Turns Out To Just Be Heroin Again

Ignorant Man Who Has Learned Nothing From History Excited About ‘Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order’

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

Nike Touts New Sports Bra With Latest Breast-Crushing Technology

‘That’s It? What The Heck Was That?’ Says Dad In Scorched-Earth Review Of Movie You Suggested Family Watch Together

Veteran Kind Of Surprised Killing All Those People Didn’t Give Him Even A Little PTSD

Every Picture On Man’s Tinder Clearly From Same Event Where He Dressed Up

Woman Seamlessly Transitions From Being Too Hungry To Focus On Job To Being Too Full To Focus On Job

Krill-Eating Whale Too Fucking Cowardly To Prey On Something Its Own Size

Entire Pickup Game Spent Consumed By Fear Of Being Passed To

Huckabee Sanders Tells Colleagues She’s Taking Temporary Post As Google CEO Before Transitioning Into Full-Time Role As Sultan Of Brunei

Blizzard Bringing Back Original ‘World Of Warcraft’ So Thousands Of Gamers Can Relive Most Depressing Era Of Their Lives

‘One Day This Will All Be Yours,’ Says Buzz Aldrin While Showing Great-Grandson Around Moon

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

Warriors Attribute Finals Loss To Durant’s Ruptured Achilles, Klay’s Torn ACL, Curry Being Hit By Bus Near End Of Game 6

Report: Make It Stop

New Study Finds Humans Could Lose Vestigial Heads In Less Than 100 Years

Man Annoyed At Being Mistaken For Employee Just Because He Driving Forklift Through Store

DNC Committee Throws Bound Jay Inslee Onto Melting Iceberg Before Pushing Him Out To Sea

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