Jan 14
Grim, determined, and emotionally unavailable to even their closest friends and family, great NFL coaches have…
Jan 13
WARREN, OH—Pacing around his living room continuously and nervously downing pretzels, local Browns fan Max Symanski…
Dec 16
CLEVELAND—Chastising his biggest client’s immaturity and lack of concern for professional obligations, Baker…
Dec 3
TAMPA, FL—Expressing disbelief over finally winning the prized piece of memorabilia at auction, Buccaneers tight end…
Nov 13
FLORHAM PARK, NJ—Decrying the blatant lifting of audio files for in-stadium noise during quarantine, the New York…
Nov 12
LOS ANGELES—Finally completing a long-sought move to ensure a winning future for the organization, the Los Angeles…
Oct 30
Mike McCarthy Dismisses Talk Of Locker Room Turmoil After Cowboys Burn Mike McCarthy Effigy On Field
ARLINGTON, TX—Promising that the team was all on the same page heading into this week’s matchup with the Eagles,…
Oct 29
NFL Week 8 is a time of introspection and reflection in the fantasy football world, a week where you look back on…
Oct 25
PARADISE, NV—Holding their breath as he threw firecracker after firecracker at the Gatorade jug, members of the…
Oct 21
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Condemning radio hosts and fans who have already started talking about the upcoming draft, New…
Oct 18
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CHICAGO—Strapping his head in after struggling with tightness and dissociation on the last drive, Tampa Bay…
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With a rash of injuries to fantasy stars like Saquon Barkley and Christian McCaffrey, NFL Week 3 is going to be an…
Sep 17
Gary Borkowski, Onion Sports resident fantasy football expert and former NFL concessions worker, shares surefire…
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ARLINGTON, TX—Jumping at an opportunity that he has reportedly been waiting on for years, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry…