Sep 15The Topical9/15/20The Topical9/15/20NRA Issues ‘F’ Rating To Bugs Bunny For Tying Up Guns Into Pretzel ShapeHear why the NRA believes Bugs Bunny’s long history of curtailing the Second Amendment rights of Elmer Fudd and…
Aug 17News in Brief8/17/20News in Brief8/17/20NRA Declares Bankruptcy As More Americans Realize Martial Arts The Best Way To Defend Your FamilyFAIRFAX, VA—Announcing its financial insolvency after decades of losing ground to the popular means of household…
Nov 6 2019News in Brief11/6/19News in Brief11/6/19NRA Issues ‘F’ Rating To Bugs Bunny For Tying Up Guns Into Pretzel ShapeFAIRFAX, VA—Offering an official condemnation for what the organization viewed as his rabid anti-gun agenda, the…
Aug 19 2019News in Brief8/19/19News in Brief8/19/19NRA Warns Banning Assault Weapons Would Infringe On Americans’ Constitutional Right To Make Them All PayFAIRFAX, VA—Citing the founding fathers’ strongly held beliefs regarding violent retribution, the National Rifle…
Jul 8 2019News in Brief7/8/19News in Brief7/8/19NRA Insists That Most Recent Mass Shooting Does Not Accurately Reflect Potential Deadliness Of FirearmFAIRFAX, VA—Noting that the weapons used in recent mass shootings were designed to wreak far more havoc, officials…
Apr 11 2019News in Brief4/11/19News in Brief4/11/19NRA Criticizes Video Game Makers For Downplaying Portrayal Of Euphoric Rush Felt Watching Light Leave Enemy’s EyesFAIRFAX, VA—In a stern rebuke of the under-glorification of violence they claim is often presented to impressionable…
Nov 13 2018News in Brief11/13/18News in Brief11/13/18NRA Publishes Tips For Staying Safe While Committing A Mass ShootingFAIRFAX, VA—Citing its longtime commitment to the promotion of safety among firearm enthusiasts, the National Rifle…
Aug 30 2018News in Brief8/30/18News in Brief8/30/18NRA Praised For Decreasing Stigma Of Mentally Ill Acquiring FirearmsFAIRFAX, VA—Expressing immense gratitude for their role in normalizing and promoting the pursuits of marginalized…
Aug 28 2018News In Photos8/28/18News In Photos8/28/18NRA Calls For Department Of Education To Provide Every Student With Body Bag
Aug 7 2018News in Brief8/7/18News in Brief8/7/18Cash-Strapped NRA Forced To Shoot Dozens Of Redundant EmployeesFAIRFAX, VA—Claiming its finances are in peril following regulatory actions by the State of New York, the National…
Jul 31 2018News in Brief7/31/18News in Brief7/31/18NRA Releases Downloadable Blueprints For First 3D-Printed Gun LobbyistsFAIRFAX, VA—Saying the schematics were already available on numerous file-sharing sites across the web, the National…
May 7 2018News in Brief5/7/18News in Brief5/7/18NRA Touts Oliver North’s Expertise At Avoiding Jail Time For Colluding With Hostile Foreign PowersFAIRFAX, VA—Saying that he had just the qualifications needed to help guide their organization, the NRA announced…
Mar 26 2018News in Brief3/26/18News in Brief3/26/18Dana Loesch Rethinking Loyalties After Seeing How Much Airtime Teen Activists GettingDALLAS—Contemplating how pivoting away from her hardline pro-gun stance might boost her career, National Rifle…
Mar 26 2018News in Brief3/26/18News in Brief3/26/18NRA Calls For More Common-Sense Gun DeathsFAIRFAX, VA—In response to the March For Our Lives protest led by student activists who survived the Stoneman…
Mar 26 2018News in Brief3/26/18News in Brief3/26/18NRA Says Parkland Students Should Be Grateful For Guns Giving Them Such A Memorable Bonding ExperienceFAIRFAX, VA—Reminding them to appreciate the lifetime of memories they will never forget, the National Rifle…
Mar 29 2017News in Brief3/29/17News in Brief3/29/17NRA Recommends Preventing Firearm Deaths By Securing Children In Locked SafeFAIRFAX, VA—As part of its ongoing efforts to reduce the number of accidental deaths from firearms, the National…