Oct 27 2013Featurette10/27/13Featurette10/27/13Call Now!This obituary space could be yours! Call or email this publication for rate and availability information.
Oct 24 2013Featurette10/24/13Featurette10/24/13Martha and Lawrence KrebsbachHaving spent nearly every moment of their 61-year marriage together, Martha and Lawrence Krebsbach, both 83, died…
Oct 23 2013Featurette10/23/13Featurette10/23/13Ronald CrandallRonald Crandall, 44, passed away last weekend while practicing his beloved hobby of amateur high-voltage…
Sep 8 2013Featurette9/8/13Featurette9/8/13Nicole WaldenA memorial service will be held Friday for Nicole Walden, the world’s first “Nikki,” who passed away peacefully…
Sep 5 2013Featurette9/5/13Featurette9/5/13Len HiltLen Hilt, 89, died after a brief illness. He enjoyed brief illnesses and presumably died a contented man.
Sep 4 2013Featurette9/4/13Featurette9/4/13Walt StreitWalt Streit passed away Monday at the age of 74. In lieu of flowers, mourners are asked to write a rambling,…
Jul 21 2013Featurette7/21/13Featurette7/21/13Martha SarahnsMartha Sarahns, 78, passed away Saturday night surrounded by her closest friends, family, and this random dude who…
Jul 18 2013Featurette7/18/13Featurette7/18/13DonnieDonnie the cat had to be put to sleep Friday because, Jesus Christ, who has three grand for bladder stone removal?
Jul 17 2013Featurette7/17/13Featurette7/17/13Kevin MaguireKevin Maguire unwittingly martyred himself Wednesday for the cause of getting a stop sign put up on Larchmont.
May 16 2013Featurette5/16/13Featurette5/16/13'One Week'Patrons of Darrin’s Bar and Grill looked on in horror Friday as the Barenaked Ladies song “One Week” was brutally…
May 15 2013Featurette5/15/13Featurette5/15/13Jesse FawsJesse Faws, 28, died Tuesday in a dream about a plane crash while asleep on a plane that crashed.
Mar 28 2013Featurette3/28/13Featurette3/28/13Jeff Fitzgerald Sr.Now that Jeff Fitzgerald Sr., 82, has passed away due to a respiratory infection, Jeff Junior would just like to be…
Mar 27 2013Featurette3/27/13Featurette3/27/13Judith NorrisJudith Norris, 70, died in a car accident Friday, much to the chagrin of the heart disease that had been trying to…
Feb 8 2013Featurette2/8/13Featurette2/8/13Edwin BainesEdwin Baines, 84, died in bed, but not before making a scary face that would frighten his wife Beth.
Feb 6 2013Featurette2/6/13Featurette2/6/13Lindsay MorganLindsay Morgan, 20, literally died when she saw how fugly she looked in her new catering job’s mandatory…
Feb 6 2013Featurette2/6/13Featurette2/6/13Ellen Van HandelEllen Van Handel, 77, passed away at home just like she always wanted, plus she couldn’t afford to die in the…
Dec 2 2012Featurette12/2/12Featurette12/2/12Nick MoyerIn a private ceremony Thursday night, members of Kappa Delta Psi honored the memory of their recently deceased…
Nov 29 2012Featurette11/29/12Featurette11/29/12Minnie CarenMinnie Caren, 81, passed away last evening, leaving behind her son, Steven; her daughter, Sandy; and so many goddamn…
Nov 28 2012Featurette11/28/12Featurette11/28/12Marilyn JacobsMarilyn Jacobs, 73, died after a brief illness but a really long scream.