Jan 28Slideshow1/28/20Slideshow1/28/2010 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The OfficeFinding time in your schedule to work out can be difficult, which is why performing a few easy exercises at the…
Nov 13 2019News in Brief11/13/19News in Brief11/13/19Crack Of Gunfire Resounding Through Office Gives Woman Perfect Cover She Needs To Bite Into Crisp AppleDALLAS—Seizing a rare opportunity to finally enjoy lunch without distracting her coworkers, Cranston & Digby…
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Nov 5 2019News in Brief11/5/19News in Brief11/5/19Coworker Apparently Just Going To Stare At Lunch In Microwave For Entire 3-Minute Cook TimeCLEVELAND—Noting his evident reluctance to break eye contact with the steadily rotating tupperware container,…
Oct 10 2019News in Brief10/10/19News in Brief10/10/19Business That Supposedly Considers Itself One Big Family Doesn’t Want Employees Bathing TogetherATLANTA—Protesting what they view as glaring hypocrisy, employees at Liberty Point Insurance said they were…
Sep 16 2019News in Brief9/16/19News in Brief9/16/19Working In General Vicinity For 8 Hours A Day Misinterpreted As FriendshipNASHUA, NH—Saying he had wholly misread his office mate’s mild, occasional interest in talking to him, sources…
Sep 10 2019News9/10/19News9/10/19Real Life ‘DOOM’: This Office Requires A Keycard To Get InCalling all DOOM fans! Drop whatever you’re doing and get ready for a serious nostalgia trip for this unforgettable…
Jul 29 2019News In Photos7/29/19News In Photos7/29/19Sincere Email To Coworker Drafted, Reconsidered, Deleted
Jun 24 2019News in Brief6/24/19News in Brief6/24/19Hero Coworker Contributes Single Tissue To Water Spill Cleanup Efforts At Next DeskCINCINNATI—Springing into action within moments of seeing the plastic cup topple over, hero coworker Brian Alvarez…
Jun 17 2019News In Photos6/17/19News In Photos6/17/19Woman Seamlessly Transitions From Being Too Hungry To Focus On Job To Being Too Full To Focus On Job
Jun 10 2019News in Brief6/10/19News in Brief6/10/19Man Can’t Help But Think He Played Small Part In Female Coworker’s Success By Not Actively Sabotaging Her CareerSAN FRANCISCO—Beaming with pride as he recalled the support he gave coworker Laura Wolff when he refrained from…
May 9 2019News in Brief5/9/19News in Brief5/9/19Agile, Dynamic Company Able To Respond To Any Challenge By Laying Off Half Of StaffNEW YORK—Calling his employees a lean, versatile team capable of being fired at a moment’s notice, local CEO David…
May 8 2019News in Brief5/8/19News in Brief5/8/19Company Commits To Hiring More Bengal Tigers In Effort To Improve Office BiodiversityNEWARK, NJ—Pledging to foster a workplace environment more representative of the animal kingdom at large, local…
Apr 12 2019News in Brief4/12/19News in Brief4/12/19Benefits Of Open Office Not Extended To CEOSAN FRANCISCO—Deeply saddened that one of their own was confined to such punishing solitude, employees of DigiMax…
Jan 25 2019News in Brief1/25/19News in Brief1/25/19Marine Biologists Train Highly Intelligent Octopus To Profitably Manage Mid-Size Aluminum Goods SupplierHONOLULU—Noting that the cephalopod’s natural problem-solving abilities had far surpassed their expectations, marine…
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Mar 23 2018News in Brief3/23/18News in Brief3/23/18Employee Leaving Company Unsure How To Break It To Coworkers Who Don’t Really Care Whether He Lives Or DiesO’FALLON, MO—Struggling with the right way to inform colleagues of the decision, local sales representative Hugh…
Mar 15 2018News in Brief3/15/18News in Brief3/15/18Report: 99% Of Employees Would Use Boss As Human Shield In Event Of Workplace AttackWASHINGTON—Citing data from across every economic sector, a report published Thursday by the Bureau Of Labor…
Mar 14 2018News in Brief3/14/18News in Brief3/14/18New Workplace Diversity Initiative Kills One White Employee Every Hour On The Hour Until More Minority Candidates HiredTERRE HAUTE, IN—In an effort to foster a more inclusive workplace, Jetsam Marketing Solutions announced Wednesday a…
Feb 27 2018News in Brief2/27/18News in Brief2/27/18Corporate Retreat Teaches Employees How To Dick Around As TeamEDMONDS, WA—Highly motivated and ready to put their new skills to good use, sources at Rantrix Technologies reported…