HONOLULU—Noting that the cephalopod’s natural problem-solving abilities had far surpassed their expectations, marine…

O’FALLON, MO—Struggling with the right way to inform colleagues of the decision, local sales representative Hugh Wenzel…

WASHINGTON—Citing data from across every economic sector, a report published Thursday by the Bureau Of Labor Statistics…

TERRE HAUTE, IN—In an effort to foster a more inclusive workplace, Jetsam Marketing Solutions announced Wednesday a new…

EDMONDS, WA—Highly motivated and ready to put their new skills to good use, sources at Rantrix Technologies reported…

SPARKS, MD—Noting that the extensive program would significantly cut into their workday, employees at digital agency…

BISMARCK, ND—In what office sources called a bold move, local employee Brian Conlon was apparently confident enough in…

MEMPHIS, TN—Noticing a marked difference in the way he conducts himself in the workplace, sources reported Monday that…

SAN FRANCISCO—In an effort to stop the spread of the dangerous negativity as quickly as possible, agents from the…

AUSTIN, TX—Simultaneously lamenting that “it’s every day with his bullshit,” both marketing analyst Evan Hall and his…

SAN DIEGO—Calling the naiveté of the human resources coordinator “absolutely priceless,” office bad boy Ryan Millstein…

WASHINGTON—Claiming it is more prevalent than lifting, repetitive-motion, and machine injuries combined, a new report…

LACONIA, NH—Deciding that enough time had passed since sending her previous unanswered query, local woman Enid Calhoun…

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager…

SEATTLE—Declaring their intention to prevent you from getting any work done whatsoever, employees from another…

BROOKLINE, MA—Chomping at the bit to twist the benign statement into an absolutely terrifying image, the subconscious…

NEW YORK—Believing she may be ready for a higher-level position within the company, a manager at Vidmark Interactive…