Nov 13News in Brief11/13/19News in Brief11/13/19Crack Of Gunfire Resounding Through Office Gives Woman Perfect Cover She Needs To Bite Into Crisp Apple
Nov 5News in Brief11/5/19News in Brief11/5/19Coworker Apparently Just Going To Stare At Lunch In Microwave For Entire 3-Minute Cook Time
Oct 10News in Brief10/10/19News in Brief10/10/19Business That Supposedly Considers Itself One Big Family Doesn’t Want Employees Bathing Together
Sep 16News in Brief9/16/19News in Brief9/16/19Working In General Vicinity For 8 Hours A Day Misinterpreted As Friendship
Jul 29News In Photos7/29/19News In Photos7/29/19Sincere Email To Coworker Drafted, Reconsidered, Deleted
Jun 24 2019News in Brief6/24/19News in Brief6/24/19Hero Coworker Contributes Single Tissue To Water Spill Cleanup Efforts At Next Desk
Jun 17 2019News In Photos6/17/19News In Photos6/17/19Woman Seamlessly Transitions From Being Too Hungry To Focus On Job To Being Too Full To Focus On Job
Jun 10 2019News in Brief6/10/19News in Brief6/10/19Man Can’t Help But Think He Played Small Part In Female Coworker’s Success By Not Actively Sabotaging Her Career
May 9 2019News in Brief5/9/19News in Brief5/9/19Agile, Dynamic Company Able To Respond To Any Challenge By Laying Off Half Of Staff
May 8 2019News in Brief5/8/19News in Brief5/8/19Company Commits To Hiring More Bengal Tigers In Effort To Improve Office Biodiversity
Jan 25 2019News in Brief1/25/19News in Brief1/25/19Marine Biologists Train Highly Intelligent Octopus To Profitably Manage Mid-Size Aluminum Goods Supplier
Dec 20 2018VideoOnion Info Clips12/20/18 VideoOnion Info Clips12/20/18Tips For Surviving Your Office Holiday Party
Mar 23 2018News in Brief3/23/18News in Brief3/23/18Employee Leaving Company Unsure How To Break It To Coworkers Who Don’t Really Care Whether He Lives Or Dies
Mar 15 2018News in Brief3/15/18News in Brief3/15/18Report: 99% Of Employees Would Use Boss As Human Shield In Event Of Workplace Attack
Mar 14 2018News in Brief3/14/18News in Brief3/14/18New Workplace Diversity Initiative Kills One White Employee Every Hour On The Hour Until More Minority Candidates Hired
Feb 27 2018News in Brief2/27/18News in Brief2/27/18Corporate Retreat Teaches Employees How To Dick Around As Team
