Highly Anticipated Launches At SXSW Interactive
Every year at South by Southwest, companies roll out their latest interactive media. Here's what to look for this year:
Highlights Of Past South By Southwest Festivals
A surprise show by the Flaming Lips in 2006 has been hailed as one of the top music-festival highlights of all time.…
Al Qaeda Attacks Internet With Photo Of Adorable Piglet
The irresistibly cute photo was forwarded millions of times before servers collapsed.
Entire Facebook Staff Laughs As Man Tightens Privacy Settings
PALO ALTO, CA—All 1,472 employees of Facebook, Inc. reportedly burst out in uncontrollable laughter Wednesday following…
New Social Networking Site Changing The Way Oh, Christ, Forget It
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Man On Internet Almost Falls Into World Of DIY Mustard Enthusiasts
DES MOINES, IA—When Steve Gibson first became casually involved with an online community of mustard makers, he had no…
Internet Archaeologists Find Ruins Of 'Friendster' Civilization
Researchers conducting the Friendster excavation say the site has been deserted since the year 2005 A.D.
Man Signs Up For PumpkinZonia.com, Seeing As There's Free Prismatic Pumpkin Points In It
BALTIMORE—Local restaurant manager Brad Conner signed up for a PumpkinZonia.com membership Monday, attracted by the…
Jessica Biel Searches Infectious
According to a study by McAfee, 20 percent of all searches for actress Jessica Biel will return results infected with a…
Classmates.com Employees Don't Have Heart To Tell CEO About Facebook
SEATTLE—Employees at Classmates.com—an online service that enables users to find and communicate with people from their…
Internet To Reduce E-Mail Delivery To 6 Days A Week
INTERNET HEADQUARTERS—Speaking on behalf of the overburdened World Wide Web, Internet representatives announced Monday…
Area Man Shocked To See His Elementary School Has A Website
LAREDO, TX—After using an Internet search engine in an attempt to find information on a former classmate, local…
YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video
YouTube is offering a cash prize to the first user to upload a video with a shred of originality or artistic merit.
'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet
CHINO, CA—In an unprecedented and historic event Monday, the "I Am Under 18" button, an Internet security device which…
Terrorism Training Videos Yanked From YouTube
The new community guidelines for YouTube ban users from uploading videos that incite violence or teach violent…
Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet
HAZEL PARK, MI—In a statement made to reporters earlier this afternoon, local idiot Brandon Mylenek, 26, announced that…
National Essay Writing Contest Now Accepting Video Submissions
NEW YORK—Citing a stark decrease in written submissions since 1994, representatives of the Michel de Montaigne National…