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Every year at South by Southwest, companies roll out their latest interactive media. Here's what to look for this…

A surprise show by the Flaming Lips in 2006 has been hailed as one of the top music-festival highlights of all time.…

The irresistibly cute photo was forwarded millions of times before servers collapsed.

PALO ALTO, CA—All 1,472 employees of Facebook, Inc. reportedly burst out in uncontrollable laughter Wednesday…

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DES MOINES, IA—When Steve Gibson first became casually involved with an online community of mustard makers, he had…

Researchers conducting the Friendster excavation say the site has been deserted since the year 2005 A.D.

BALTIMORE—Local restaurant manager Brad Conner signed up for a PumpkinZonia.com membership Monday, attracted by the…

According to a study by McAfee, 20 percent of all searches for actress Jessica Biel will return results infected…

SEATTLE—Employees at Classmates.com—an online service that enables users to find and communicate with people from…

INTERNET HEADQUARTERS—Speaking on behalf of the overburdened World Wide Web, Internet representatives announced…

LAREDO, TX—After using an Internet search engine in an attempt to find information on a former classmate, local…

YouTube is offering a cash prize to the first user to upload a video with a shred of originality or artistic merit.

CHINO, CA—In an unprecedented and historic event Monday, the "I Am Under 18" button, an Internet security device…

The new community guidelines for YouTube ban users from uploading videos that incite violence or teach violent…

HAZEL PARK, MI—In a statement made to reporters earlier this afternoon, local idiot Brandon Mylenek, 26, announced…

NEW YORK—Citing a stark decrease in written submissions since 1994, representatives of the Michel de Montaigne…