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Jun 22 2018

News in Brief6/22/18

Onion Employees Return To Mundane Lives Of Writing Game-Changing News Coverage Read By Billions Across Globe<em></em>

News in Brief6/22/18

Onion Employees Return To Mundane Lives Of Writing Game-Changing News Coverage Read By Billions Across Globe

Jun 22 2018

News in Brief6/22/18

25 Million Onion Social Users Run Into Glorious Flames Of Headquarters In Hopes Of Using Website One Last Time<em></em>

News in Brief6/22/18

25 Million Onion Social Users Run Into Glorious Flames Of Headquarters In Hopes Of Using Website One Last Time

Jun 22 2018

News In Photos6/22/18

Onion Social CEO Vaporized By Wall Of Light While Trying To Stop Algorithm From Self-Destructing<em></em>

News In Photos6/22/18

Onion Social CEO Vaporized By Wall Of Light While Trying To Stop Algorithm From Self-Destructing

Jun 22 2018

News In Photos6/22/18

‘Humanity Deserves To Live In Darkness,’ Onion Social Algorithm Cries Out Before Bursting Into Bright Light, Disappearing From Earthly Realm<em></em>

News In Photos6/22/18

‘Humanity Deserves To Live In Darkness,’ Onion Social Algorithm Cries Out Before Bursting Into Bright Light, Disappearing From Earthly Realm

Jun 22 2018

News in Brief6/22/18

Self-Destructing Onion Social Algorithm Delivers Stirring Monologue About Folly Of Mankind’s Hubris<em></em>

News in Brief6/22/18

Self-Destructing Onion Social Algorithm Delivers Stirring Monologue About Folly Of Mankind’s Hubris

Jun 22 2018

American Voices6/22/18

Most Americans Side With Onion Social Over Own Family, Friends <em></em>

American Voices6/22/18

Most Americans Side With Onion Social Over Own Family, Friends

Jun 22 2018

News in Brief6/22/18

France, India, Brazil Among Dozens Of Governments To Fall As Riots In Support Of Onion Social Increase Globally<em></em>

News in Brief6/22/18

France, India, Brazil Among Dozens Of Governments To Fall As Riots In Support Of Onion Social Increase Globally

Jun 22 2018

News in Brief6/22/18

Thousands Of Onion Social Users Burn Effigies Of CEO In Massive Show Of Support For Company<em></em>

News in Brief6/22/18

Thousands Of Onion Social Users Burn Effigies Of CEO In Massive Show Of Support For Company

Jun 21 2018

News in Brief6/21/18

Onion Social CEO Rebukes 480,000 Crimes At International Criminal Tribunal Including Illegal Surveillance, Insider Trading, Mass Murder, Indecent Exposure<em></em>

News in Brief6/21/18

Onion Social CEO Rebukes 480,000 Crimes At International Criminal Tribunal Including Illegal Surveillance, Insider Trading, Mass Murder, Indecent Exposure

Jun 21 2018

American Voices6/21/18

Onion Social Users Applaud Bravery Of CEO Persevering Against Falsehood, Libel<em></em>

American Voices6/21/18

Onion Social Users Applaud Bravery Of CEO Persevering Against Falsehood, Libel

Jun 21 2018

News in Brief6/21/18

Onion Social CEO Appears Before Hague Tribunal To Be Tried For Crimes Against Humanity, Promote New Website Features<em></em>

News in Brief6/21/18

Onion Social CEO Appears Before Hague Tribunal To Be Tried For Crimes Against Humanity, Promote New Website Features

Jun 21 2018

News In Photos6/21/18

Stock Market Plunges Ahead Of Onion Social Hague Trial<em></em>

News In Photos6/21/18

Stock Market Plunges Ahead Of Onion Social Hague Trial

Jun 21 2018

News in Brief6/21/18

Onion Social CEO Caught By Law Enforcement At Miami Airport With $800,000 In Cash<em></em>

News in Brief6/21/18

Onion Social CEO Caught By Law Enforcement At Miami Airport With $800,000 In Cash

Jun 21 2018

News in Brief6/21/18

Recently Uncovered Passage From Book Of Revelation Shows That Prophet Foresaw ‘Violent Reign Of Red-Headed Boy-King’<em></em>

News in Brief6/21/18

Recently Uncovered Passage From Book Of Revelation Shows That Prophet Foresaw ‘Violent Reign Of Red-Headed Boy-King’

Jun 21 2018

VideoOnion Social6/21/18

Onion Social CEO Announces Changes To Site’s Privacy Policy<em></em>

VideoOnion Social6/21/18

Onion Social CEO Announces Changes To Site’s Privacy Policy

Jun 21 2018

American Voices6/21/18

Onion Social Staff Physician Concludes Website Not To Blame For Mass User Illness<em></em>

American Voices6/21/18

Onion Social Staff Physician Concludes Website Not To Blame For Mass User Illness

Jun 21 2018

News in Brief6/21/18

Onion Social Study Finds No Clear Link Between Onion Social Use, Uncontrollable Vomiting Of Black Bile<em></em>

News in Brief6/21/18

Onion Social Study Finds No Clear Link Between Onion Social Use, Uncontrollable Vomiting Of Black Bile

Jun 21 2018

News in Brief6/21/18

Onion Social CEO Responds To Company Chaos By Donating $50 To Haiti<em></em>

News in Brief6/21/18

Onion Social CEO Responds To Company Chaos By Donating $50 To Haiti

Jun 21 2018

VideoOnion Social6/21/18

Onion Social CEO Embarks On Tour Of Several Coffee Shops Near Where He Lives To Learn More About Everyday Americans<em></em>

VideoOnion Social6/21/18

Onion Social CEO Embarks On Tour Of Several Coffee Shops Near Where He Lives To Learn More About Everyday Americans

Jun 20 2018

News in Brief6/20/18

Onion Social Embraces Diversity By Adding Prophet Mohammed Emoji<em></em>

News in Brief6/20/18

Onion Social Embraces Diversity By Adding Prophet Mohammed Emoji

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