Onion Social

CHICAGO—Trudging one by one into the tastefully understated newsroom of their architecturally breathtaking…

PALO ALTO, CA—Desperate beyond measure for a final glimpse at the breathtaking social network, 25 million Onion…

PALO ALTO, CA—Decrying the warped nature of humanity’s unfettered arrogance, the Onion Social algorithm delivered a…

A recent Reuters poll found that 93 percent of Americans now side with Onion Social over their own family and…

EARTH—In the latest sign of the new social media platform’s surging popularity, the governments of France, India,…

PALO ALTO, CA—Expressing their deep dissatisfaction with the government’s unfair treatment of their favorite online…

THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS—In a fierce and heated defense of his conduct while running the world’s largest and most…

Users of the robust Onion Social community have come together to applaud CEO Jeremy Rosenbaum’s courage in standing…

THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS—Called before the International Criminal Court to address charges of breaching the Geneva…

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MIAMI—Spitting at photographers while he was escorted away in handcuffs, Onion Social CEO Jeremy Rosenbaum was…

PATMOS, GREECE—In a stunning discovery that has Biblical scholars across the world racing for an interpretation,…

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Onion Social staff physician Harold P. Zweibel definitively concluded that the website is not to blame for mass…

PALO ALTO, CA—In an effort to assuage concerns that the website was a clear and present danger to human life, an…

PALO ALTO, CA—Responding to recent reports of chaos within his company, Onion Social CEO Jeremy Rosenbaum announced…

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PALO ALTO, CA—In an effort to make the platform comfortable and accessible for users of all backgrounds, Onion…