Feb 9News In Photos2/9/20News In Photos2/9/20Oscars Replace Orchestral Playouts With Big, Slobbery Saint Bernard To Knock Over Long-Winded Winners
Feb 9News in Brief2/9/20News in Brief2/9/20‘You’re Allowed To Be Naked Sometimes, But Not Other Times,’ Says Brad Pitt In Baffling Oscars Acceptance SpeechLOS ANGELES—Eschewing traditional topics such as thanking colleagues or speaking out about political issues, Brad…
Feb 9News in Brief2/9/20News in Brief2/9/20Nervous, Jeans-Wearing Charlize Theron Wishes Someone Had Told Her This Was Supposed To Be Formal EventLOS ANGELES—Flushed with embarrassment after surveying her peers on the red carpet, a jeans-wearing, sweatshirt-clad…
Feb 7Slideshow2/7/20Slideshow2/7/20The Onion’s Guide To The 2020 Oscars: Best ActressesNotable Roles: Convincingly portraying a loving partner to Colin Jost
Feb 7Slideshow2/7/20Slideshow2/7/20The Onion’s Guide To The 2020 Oscars: Best ActorsCareer High: Being handsome and successful continuously throughout his entire life
Feb 6Slideshow2/6/20Slideshow2/6/20The Onion’s Guide To The 2020 Oscars: Best PicturesSynopsis: A married couple goes through a bitter acting contest
Feb 6Slideshow2/6/20Slideshow2/6/20The Onion’s Guide To The 2020 Oscars: Best DirectorsFilmmaking Style: Heavily employs pastiche drawing from classic films such as Ernest Goes To School, Ernest Goes To…
Feb 25 2019News in Brief2/25/19News in Brief2/25/19Nation Still Outraged 1933 Best Picture Went To ‘Cavalcade’ Instead Of ‘Lady For A Day’WASHINGTON—Still seething with anger nearly 90 years after the announcement, the U.S. populace revealed Monday that…
Feb 24 2019News In Photos2/24/19News In Photos2/24/19ABC Camera Immediately Cuts Away After Showing Harvey Weinstein Sitting At Oscars
Feb 24 2019News In Photos2/24/19News In Photos2/24/19Sound Designer Hits Celery With Hammer In Performance Of Oscars Best Sound Mixing
Feb 24 2019News In Photos2/24/19News In Photos2/24/19Oscars Gift Bag Includes 3 iPads Streaming Telecast In Attempt To Shore Up Viewership Numbers
Feb 24 2019News In Photos2/24/19News In Photos2/24/19‘You Know, I Directed It Too,’ Bradley Cooper Says Out Loud Again To No One In Particular
Feb 24 2019News in Brief2/24/19News in Brief2/24/19Sweating, Exhausted Christian Bale Stumbles Past 13-Mile Marker On Oscars Red CarpetLOS ANGELES—Grimacing and tossing a cup of water on his face as the spectators cheered him on, a sweating, exhausted…
Feb 24 2019News In Photos2/24/19News In Photos2/24/19Jason Momoa Clearly Came To Oscars Straight From Work
Feb 24 2019Infographic2/24/19Infographic2/24/19Most Memorable Oscars Speeches Of All TimeAcceptance speeches are a cornerstone of the Academy Awards ceremony and have provided their share of tears,…
Feb 21 20192/21/19Oscar Guide: Best DirectorReason For Being Nominated: Another chance for the Academy to deprive him of a win
Feb 20 2019Infographic2/20/19Infographic2/20/19Biggest Snubs In Oscars HistoryThe Academy Awards inspire debate every year about whether certain films, directors, and actors were recognized over…
Feb 20 20192/20/19Oscar Guide: Best ActressBig Break: Discovered by A Star Is Born director Bradley Cooper in the middle of a multi-platinum record career