Biggest Snubs In Oscars History
The Academy Awards inspire debate every year about whether certain films, directors, and actors were recognized over…
Ethan Hawke’s Body Found Dumped In Laurel Canyon As 2019 Oscar Race Heats Up
LOS ANGELES—Declaring this year’s awards-show-related crime wave among the worst in decades, the Los Angeles Police…
‘Diversity Was The Real Winner Last Night,’ Report Hundreds Of Dumbasses Whose Very Existence Insults The Name Of Journalism
LOS ANGELES—Gushing that yesterday’s Oscars had changed the face of Hollywood forever, hundreds of total fucking…
Academy Honors Retiring Daniel Day-Lewis With Small Farewell Happy Hour In Dolby Theatre Kitchen
LOS ANGELES—Honoring the esteemed actor’s many decades in the film industry with drinks and light appetizers, the…
The Onion’s 2018 Oscar Picks
The 90th Academy Awards have continued the trend of offering a more diverse slate of nominees, while organizers will…
What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle
Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of La La…
Large Mirror Brought Out Onto Oscars Stage Gets Resounding 6-Minute Standing Ovation
LOS ANGELES—Bringing the entire audience to their feet in thunderous applause, a large mirror wheeled onto the stage…
Dolby Theatre Usher Throws Out Matt Damon For Attempting To Film Oscars With Camcorder
LOS ANGELES—Sending a message that there were no celebrities above the rules, a Dolby Theatre usher reportedly kicked…
Amazing Affleck Brothers Dazzle Oscars Audience With High-Flying Trapeze Routine
LOS ANGELES—In a thrilling display of death-defying acrobatics, the Amazing Affleck Brothers dazzled the Oscars…
Oscars Officials Warn Only Famous Actors Permitted To Get Political In Acceptance Speech
LOS ANGELES—In an announcement delivered shortly before the Oscars ceremony began Sunday, Academy of Motion Picture…