Oscar Guide: Best Director
Reason For Being Nominated: Another chance for the Academy to deprive him of a win
Biggest Snubs In Oscars History
The Academy Awards inspire debate every year about whether certain films, directors, and actors were recognized over…
Oscar Guide: Best Actor
Acting Style: Almost pulling off being a leading man
Oscar Guide: Best Actress
Big Break: Discovered by A Star Is Born director Bradley Cooper in the middle of a multi-platinum record career
Oscar Guide: Best Picture
Synopsis: The story of a black musician and his limo driver overcoming racial barriers in the 1960s, this road movie is…
Ethan Hawke’s Body Found Dumped In Laurel Canyon As 2019 Oscar Race Heats Up
LOS ANGELES—Declaring this year’s awards-show-related crime wave among the worst in decades, the Los Angeles Police…
‘Diversity Was The Real Winner Last Night,’ Report Hundreds Of Dumbasses Whose Very Existence Insults The Name Of Journalism
LOS ANGELES—Gushing that yesterday’s Oscars had changed the face of Hollywood forever, hundreds of total fucking…
Academy Honors Retiring Daniel Day-Lewis With Small Farewell Happy Hour In Dolby Theatre Kitchen
LOS ANGELES—Honoring the esteemed actor’s many decades in the film industry with drinks and light appetizers, the…
The Onion’s 2018 Oscar Picks
The 90th Academy Awards have continued the trend of offering a more diverse slate of nominees, while organizers will…
What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle
Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of La La…