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America's Finest News Source.

America's Finest News Source.

Our Annual Year 2012

Dec 27 2012

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The Onion's Finest Photojournalism Of 2012

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The Onion's Finest Photojournalism Of 2012

Dec 26 2012

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Hot Boys We Liked In 2012

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Hot Boys We Liked In 2012

Dec 20 2012

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Those We Should Have Lost In 2012

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Those We Should Have Lost In 2012

Dec 20 2012

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Those We Lost In 2012

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Those We Lost In 2012

Dec 18 2012

The Onion's Person Of The Year Is…

The Onion's Person Of The Year Is…

Dec 18 2012

The Onion's Other Top Newsmakers Of 2012

Dec 18 2012

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OSN's 2012 Sportsman Of The Year: Jerry Sandusky

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OSN's 2012 Sportsman Of The Year: Jerry Sandusky

Dec 18 2012

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American Voices12/18/12

2012 In The Economy

Dec 17 2012

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Top Quotes Of '2012'

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Top Quotes Of '2012'

Dec 17 2012

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Top Quotes Of 2012

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Top Quotes Of 2012

Dec 17 2012

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American Voices12/17/12

2012 In Politics

Nov 13 2012

Intern Just Happens To Be Beautiful 22-Year-Old Woman

Intern Just Happens To Be Beautiful 22-Year-Old Woman

Nov 8 2012

Heavily Armed Karl Rove Spotted At Top Of Electoral College Clock Tower

Heavily Armed Karl Rove Spotted At Top Of Electoral College Clock Tower

Nov 6 2012

News in Brief11/6/12

'I Want To Congratulate The President,' Romney Says In 240,000th And Final Lie Of Campaign

News in Brief11/6/12

'I Want To Congratulate The President,' Romney Says In 240,000th And Final Lie Of Campaign

Oct 31 2012

Nation Suddenly Realizes This Just Going To Be A Thing That Happens From Now On

Nation Suddenly Realizes This Just Going To Be A Thing That Happens From Now On

Oct 31 2012

News in Brief10/31/12

Weird Couple Has Greatest Sex Of Their Lives After Announcement Of Disney-LucasFilm Merger

News in Brief10/31/12

Weird Couple Has Greatest Sex Of Their Lives After Announcement Of Disney-LucasFilm Merger

Oct 24 2012

God Distances Self From Christian Right

God Distances Self From Christian Right

Oct 22 2012

Obama Takes Out Romney With Mid-Debate Drone Attack

Obama Takes Out Romney With Mid-Debate Drone Attack

Oct 22 2012

Weeping Obama Breaks Down, Admits Bin Laden Still Alive And Out There Somewhere

Weeping Obama Breaks Down, Admits Bin Laden Still Alive And Out There Somewhere

Oct 17 2012

Commentary10/17/12

Would A Man Who Doesn't Support Women Let His Wife Pick Out Any Oven She Wants For Her Birthday?

Commentary10/17/12

Would A Man Who Doesn't Support Women Let His Wife Pick Out Any Oven She Wants For Her Birthday?

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