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Our Annual Year 2012

The Onion's Finest Photojournalism Of 2012

12/27/12 8:54AM

Hot Boys We Liked In 2012

12/26/12 3:40AM

Those We Should Have Lost In 2012

12/20/12 9:30AM

Those We Lost In 2012

12/20/12 9:30AM

The Onion's Person Of The Year Is…

12/18/12 1:40PM

The Onion's Other Top Newsmakers Of 2012

12/18/12 11:47AM

OSN's 2012 Sportsman Of The Year: Jerry Sandusky

12/18/12 11:22AM

American Voices

American Voices

2012 In The Economy

12/18/12 9:01AM

Top Quotes Of '2012'

12/17/12 12:40PM

Top Quotes Of 2012

12/17/12 12:00PM

American Voices

American Voices

2012 In Politics

12/17/12 9:35AM

Intern Just Happens To Be Beautiful 22-Year-Old Woman

11/13/12 10:30AM

Heavily Armed Karl Rove Spotted At Top Of Electoral College Clock Tower

11/08/12 4:05PM

'I Want To Congratulate The President,' Romney Says In 240,000th And Final Lie Of Campaign

11/06/12 11:57PM

Nation Suddenly Realizes This Just Going To Be A Thing That Happens From Now On

10/31/12 3:53PM

Weird Couple Has Greatest Sex Of Their Lives After Announcement Of Disney-LucasFilm Merger

10/31/12 1:30PM

God Distances Self From Christian Right

10/24/12 6:10PM

Obama Takes Out Romney With Mid-Debate Drone Attack

10/22/12 9:10PM

Weeping Obama Breaks Down, Admits Bin Laden Still Alive And Out There Somewhere

10/22/12 8:33PM

Would A Man Who Doesn't Support Women Let His Wife Pick Out Any Oven She Wants For Her Birthday?

10/17/12 5:21PM

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