IOWA CITY, IA—Deriding the work’s narrative structure as formulaic and ultimately predictable, local 4-year-old…

BETHLEHEM, PA—Worried that the lack of professional athletic events was beginning to chip away at his very sanity,…

DENVER—Following weeks of being continually sheltered in place with the 4-year-old, exhausted parents Josh and…

FREMONT, NE—Noting the constant stream of questions and blatant suggestions directed solely at his sibling, area man…

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MISSOULA, MT—Describing how he suddenly found himself overwhelmed by a flood of intense emotions, local man Mike…

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WASHINGTON—Emphasizing the need for parents and law enforcement officers to take immediate action, officials at the…

LONG BEACH, CA—At approximately 7:05 a.m. Monday, sources at St. Mary Medical Center confirmed that local woman…

NEW YORK—Saying the popular new practice appears to be growing in popularity particularly in coastal states and…

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BOSTON—According to a report released Friday by Harvard Business School, more U.S. companies are offering up to 12…

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WASHINGTON—According to a report published this week by sociologists at American University, the vast majority of…

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