Oct 12The Topical10/12/20The Topical10/12/20New Paternity Leave Policy Would Allow Fathers To Take Off Work If They Need To Appear On ‘Maury’The progressive new policy grants potential fathers eight days to fly out to a taping of the popular daytime talk…
Sep 2The Topical9/2/20The Topical9/2/20Study Confirms It Very Easy To Be Good ParentHear why, according to a new Duke University study, being a decent parent is actually incredibly easy —and if you…
Jul 31News in Brief7/31/20News in Brief7/31/20Hacky Pop-Up Book’s Narrative Tension Pretty Dependent On Lifting Colored FlapsIOWA CITY, IA—Deriding the work’s narrative structure as formulaic and ultimately predictable, local 4-year-old…
May 15Sports News In Brief5/15/20Sports News In Brief5/15/20Desperate Sports Fan Would Almost Be Willing To Watch Own Kids Play In Backyard At This PointBETHLEHEM, PA—Worried that the lack of professional athletic events was beginning to chip away at his very sanity,…
May 5VideoOnion Info Clips5/5/20 VideoOnion Info Clips5/5/20Tips For Parenting During Coronavirus Isolation
Apr 30News in Brief4/30/20News in Brief4/30/20Exhausted Parents Struggling To Limit Child’s Time Using GunDENVER—Following weeks of being continually sheltered in place with the 4-year-old, exhausted parents Josh and…
Dec 9 2016News in Brief12/9/16News in Brief12/9/16Mom Much More Insistent About Getting Grandkids From One Child Than OtherFREMONT, NE—Noting the constant stream of questions and blatant suggestions directed solely at his sibling, area man…
Dec 7 2016News in Brief12/7/16News in Brief12/7/16Mom Calling To Ask If She Can Throw Away 3-Ring Binder From Middle School‘I Can Mail It To You If You’re Still Using It,’ Says Mom
Nov 22 2016News in Brief11/22/16News in Brief11/22/16Mom Really Gunning To Befriend Babysitter During Weekly 3-Minute InteractionsWILMINGTON, NC—Aggressively exploiting the short windows of time she spent with the high school junior, local mom…
Nov 9 2016Infographic11/9/16Infographic11/9/16How To Talk To Your Child About The Election ResultsHere’s some advice for talking to your child about the shocking outcome of the 2016 presidential election:
Oct 26 2016News in Brief10/26/16News in Brief10/26/16Wealthy Father Nervously Waits For Response After Sending Donations To Son’s Top College ChoicesAUSTIN, TX—Anxiously wondering what kind of impression he was leaving on university admissions officials, wealthy…
Oct 24 2016News in Brief10/24/16News in Brief10/24/16Reality Of Fatherhood Never Truly Dawned On Man Until He Held Newborn Son’s Hospital BillMISSOULA, MT—Describing how he suddenly found himself overwhelmed by a flood of intense emotions, local man Mike…
Sep 8 2016News in Brief9/8/16News in Brief9/8/16Parents Trying To Gauge If Son Complete Idiot Before Deciding Whether To Move To Better School DistrictAUSTIN, TX—Saying they’ve been keeping a close eye on their 4-year-old’s skill at memory games, the breadth of his…
Aug 30 2016Commentary8/30/16Commentary8/30/16The Thing No One Tells You When You Become A Parent Is That NASA Is Conspiring To Overthrow The U.S. GovernmentHaving a child is one of the most profound and illuminating experiences a person can have. No matter how much you…
Jul 1 2016News7/1/16News7/1/16Investigators: First 48 Hours Most Critical In Locating Missing Children Who Entered Portal To Fantastical WorldWASHINGTON—Emphasizing the need for parents and law enforcement officers to take immediate action, officials at the…
Jun 27 2016News in Brief6/27/16News in Brief6/27/16Black Mark On Birth Control Manufacturer’s Record Weighs In At 7 Pounds, 6 OuncesLONG BEACH, CA—At approximately 7:05 a.m. Monday, sources at St. Mary Medical Center confirmed that local woman…
Jun 9 2016News in Brief6/9/16News in Brief6/9/16New Parenting Trend Involves Just Handing Children Bulleted List Of Things To Accomplish By 30NEW YORK—Saying the popular new practice appears to be growing in popularity particularly in coastal states and…
May 24 2016Infographic5/24/16Infographic5/24/16How To Teach Your Children Money ManagementIn an uncertain economy, it’s important to provide young people with the tools they’ll need to make prudent…
May 6 2016News in Brief5/6/16News in Brief5/6/16Report: More Companies Offering Paid Maternity Leave To Mothers Who Complete 3 Months Of Work Ahead Of TimeBOSTON—According to a report released Friday by Harvard Business School, more U.S. companies are offering up to 12…
Apr 4 2016News in Brief4/4/16News in Brief4/4/16God Admits He Way Less Strict With Last Few Billion ChildrenTHE HEAVENS—Saying He was a very rigid and domineering Father in the years immediately following the Creation of…