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Feb 10News in Brief2/10/20News in Brief2/10/20Mom Still Seething Over Car That Blew Through Stop Sign 15 Years Ago
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Dec 24News in Brief12/24/19News in Brief12/24/19Devastated Family Struggling To Get Through First Christmas Since Dad Returned
Dec 17News In Photos12/17/19News In Photos12/17/19Conciliatory Follow-Up Text Sent To Mom Just So ‘Don’t Open My Mail’ Aren’t Last Words Ever Said To Her
Dec 16News in Brief12/16/19News in Brief12/16/19Pathetic Man Cries When He’s Upset Rather Than Screaming At 3-Year-Old Son To Shut The Fuck Up
Dec 5News in Brief12/5/19News in Brief12/5/19Mother Confident That Adult Son’s Cycle Of Emotional Terrorism Will Calm Down Once He Finds The Right Girl
Dec 4News in Brief12/4/19News in Brief12/4/19Mom Scolds Child For Pointing At Homeless Man Instead Of Ignoring His Very Existence
Nov 11News in Brief11/11/19News in Brief11/11/19Mom Casually Rattles Off The Names, Ages Of Alec Baldwin’s Children
Nov 8News in Brief11/8/19News in Brief11/8/19Recently Divorced Dad Waiting For Right Time To Introduce Children To Woman He Hooked Up With Last Night
