Dec 23News in Brief12/23/20News in Brief12/23/20‘Come Home For Christmas Now,’ Whispers Dad As Enraged Mom Rips Stove, Dishwasher From WallKANSAS CITY, MO—Holding his breath and cowering in a corner as the screaming 58-year-old tore through his house,…
Dec 11News in Brief12/11/20News in Brief12/11/20Mom Flatly Informs 30-Year-Old Son He’s Getting 3 Sweaters And A Nintendo Switch For ChristmasWILMINGTON, DE—Dispensing with any air of formality, local mother Linda Southerton flatly informed her 30-year-old…
Oct 27News in Brief10/27/20News in Brief10/27/20New Parents Freaked Out Upon Learning That Babies Can Live Up To 100 YearsNEWBURYPORT, MA—Panicking after encountering the information while reading through an article online, new parents…
May 45/4/2010 Reasons Falling For Shameless Click Bait Makes You A Bad MotherBeing easily swayed by 1980s nostalgia is a sign of weakness. It is a sign that you lack basic maternal instincts…
Mar 23Slideshow3/23/20Slideshow3/23/2010 Things Your Parents Were Right About“When will you learn, my son? This is your world here. You must never look out upon the other side of these walls,…
Mar 2News in Brief3/2/20News in Brief3/2/20Depressed Mom Can’t Even Enjoy Adult Son’s New HaircutTOLEDO, OH—Provoking widespread familial concern with her uncharacteristically gloomy outlook, depressed mother…
Feb 26News in Brief2/26/20News in Brief2/26/20‘I’m Free, I’m Finally Free!’ Thinks Parent Before Realizing Lost Child Just Hiding Inside Clothes RackKENOSHA, WI—Exulting with joy as she kicked over an empty stroller, mother Michelle Groves, 34, was observed saying…
Feb 24News in Brief2/24/20News in Brief2/24/20Concerned Baby Starting To Worry Lethargic, Distant Mom Not Suffering From Postpartum Depression At AllSAN CARLOS, CA—Growing gradually more concerned that this was just his mother’s normal state, local infant Lucas…
Feb 20News In Photos2/20/20News In Photos2/20/20Mom With Arms Full Of Groceries Holds Baby By Scruff Of Neck With Mouth
Feb 14News In Photos2/14/20News In Photos2/14/20Dad Unleashes Haunting Moan Of Satisfaction Upon Descending Into Hot Tub
Feb 10News in Brief2/10/20News in Brief2/10/20Mom Still Seething Over Car That Blew Through Stop Sign 15 Years AgoAUGUSTA, GA—Tightening her grip on the steering wheel as she approached the notorious intersection, local mom Helen…
Jan 27 2020News in Brief1/27/20News in Brief1/27/20Parents Impressed By How Big Baby Has Gotten After Just 16 Months Of CrossFitCHESTNUT HILL, MA—Marveling at the clear results they’ve seen since his September 2018 birth, parents Stephen…
Jan 21 2020News in Brief1/21/20News in Brief1/21/20Area Dad Sure Knows A Lot About Local Weather WomanROCKFORD, IL—Casually rattling off details about her personal life and professional history, household sources…
Dec 24 2019News in Brief12/24/19News in Brief12/24/19Devastated Family Struggling To Get Through First Christmas Since Dad ReturnedTUSCALOOSA, AL—Admitting they were sorting through their heartbreak weeks after the tragedy, members of Sarpino…
Dec 17 2019News In Photos12/17/19News In Photos12/17/19Conciliatory Follow-Up Text Sent To Mom Just So ‘Don’t Open My Mail’ Aren’t Last Words Ever Said To Her
Dec 6 2019Slideshow12/6/19Slideshow12/6/1910 Mistakes New Parents Always MakeWhen drawing a bath for a young child, many parents make it too hot. Be sure to test the temperature of the water by…
Dec 5 2019News in Brief12/5/19News in Brief12/5/19Mother Confident That Adult Son’s Cycle Of Emotional Terrorism Will Calm Down Once He Finds The Right GirlHOUSTON—Writing off the behavior as common for his age, local mother Deenah Young told sources Thursday she was…
Dec 4 2019News in Brief12/4/19News in Brief12/4/19Mom Scolds Child For Pointing At Homeless Man Instead Of Ignoring His Very ExistenceARCATA, CA—Yanking the girl into the grocery store to avoid further embarrassment, local mom Tara Cochran scolded…