The Inventory

Breaking: Mom Dropped Like 80 Bucks On Some Necklace With An Owl On It At The Art Fair

4/16/19 11:56AM

Dad Heartbreakingly Thinks His Connections Can Help Son Find Job

2/04/19 11:33AM

Parents’ Visit Injects $66 Into Local Apartment Economy

1/31/19 11:12AM

Report: There No Way Of Knowing Whether The Vague Award Mom Won At Work A Big Deal Or What

Mom Wants To Know If You Could Use Grandma’s Antique, 12-Person Dining Room Table In Your Studio Apartment

Dad Apparently Using Spanish Accent To Pronounce Middle Eastern Food Now

10/17/18 9:56AM

Mom Hates Bad Guy In Movie

10/12/18 2:07PM

Mom Still Raving About Butternut Squash Ravioli She Tried 13 Years Ago

10/11/18 1:55PM

Mom Announces Plans To Get Out Some Of Your Old Baby Stuff And Quietly Stare At It

9/25/18 10:27AM

Dad Ready To Forgive Dixie Chicks

4/19/18 12:49PM

Parents Spend First 4 Years Of Child’s Life Fluctuating Wildly Between Hoping Child Stays Asleep, Hoping Child Wakes Up

4/10/18 11:36AM

PornHub Expands Parental Controls For User Accounts

3/01/18 11:55AM

Stepmom Doesn’t Expect Kids To Call Her Stupid Bitch Right Away

Crazed, Froth-Mouthed Mother Demands Grandchildren Now

12/21/17 9:09AM

Nation’s Parents Announce They Have Zero Fucking Patience For This Bullshit

11/08/17 9:39AM

Parents Sit Down With Child For ‘Sex, Lies, And Videotape’ Talk

Report: Mom Sending You Something

Family Excited To See Dad Making Friends In New Neighborhood

Hallmark Debuts 1-Square-Inch Father’s Day Card With No Room For Writing Anything

6/16/17 12:58PM

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