Feb 2
SAN FRANCISCO—Expressing disinterest in seeing a “watered-down” version of her previous concert, 49ers fan Ilan…
Feb 2
MECHANICSBURG, PA—Grabbing a beer and telling other party-goers that football is not really his thing, local man…
Dec 20 2019
Dec 13 2019
KANSAS CITY, MO—Prancing into the office like he didn’t just drink eight beers and something called the “Santa’s…
Sep 4 2019
PHOENIX—Based on a $3-million multi-decade study, a report released Wednesday by sociologists at Arizona State…
Aug 9 2019
TORRINGTON, CT—Warning that there was nothing for him back there, local man Chris Redding reportedly declared a…
Apr 25 2019
Mar 1 2019
NEW YORK—After briefly considering surfaces such as the nightstand, the bookshelf, the toilet tank, and the top of…
Feb 26 2019
PORTLAND, OR—Speculating that he probably should not want to maintain his current lifestyle forever, local man Greg…
Feb 3 2019
Dec 21 2018
CHICAGO—Staring wide-eyed at the table full of unopened presents being largely ignored by guests, local man Rick…
Dec 20 2018
Dec 4 2018
ST. PAUL, MN—Describing the majority of attendees as “acquaintances at best,” birthday celebrant Megan Randall…
Oct 31 2018
LAKEWOOD, OH—Cramped and frustrated at being unable to interact with any of the other guests, Halloween party…
Oct 31 2018
NEW BUFFALO, MI—Struggling to convey his exasperation through a set of plastic fangs, seasonally costumed reveler…
Aug 29 2018
WESTCHESTER, NY—Acknowledging that there were definitely far more pressing issues for the young superhero to…
Aug 16 2018
NEW YORK—Calling the atmosphere on the sidewalk across the street “positively electric,” sources confirmed Thursday…
Apr 18 2018
Apr 10 2018
Dec 31 2017
BROOKLYN, NY—Wearing a brand-new dress while carefully applying her makeup for the evening, local single woman Kelly…