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Weird Birthday Boy Blowing Out Candles Wishes For John Hickenlooper To Win Democratic Primary

4/25/19 12:07PM

Party Guest Figures Bedroom Dresser Probably Where Host Wants Everyone To Leave Empty Cans

3/01/19 11:08AM

‘Now That’s What I Call A Fumble,’ Reports Man At Super Bowl Party Who Has No Idea What He’s Talking About

Man Watches Helplessly As White Elephant Exchange Completely Devolves Into Friends Just Chatting And Having Nice Time

12/21/18 11:17AM

Tips For Surviving Your Office Holiday Party

12/20/18 2:49PM

Guest Roster Assembled For Surprise Birthday Reveals Minimal Understanding Of Girlfriend’s Social Circle

12/04/18 1:16PM

Woman Sick Of Being Stuck In Back Half Of Velma Costume Entire Halloween Party

10/31/18 6:00PM

Man Exhausted After Having To Explain Halloween Costume For Umpteenth Time

10/31/18 11:59AM

5-Year-Old Admits It Pretty Messed Up Spider-Man Visiting His Birthday Party When He Could Be Out Saving Lives

8/29/18 11:40AM

Methadone Clinic Must Be Having Some Sort Of Big Party

8/16/18 12:17PM

Shy Balloon Spends Entire Party Floating In Back Corner Of Room By Itself

Party Host Horrified To Discover Guests Have Been Drying Hands On Bath Towel This Whole Time

4/10/18 11:39AM

Single Woman Getting All Dolled Up To Watch Room Full Of People Make Out This New Year’s Eve

12/31/17 8:00AM

FDA Rents Party House Upstate To Test New Drug

Sleepover Guests Get Story Straight On What Time They Went To Bed

Man Surveys Party For Next Group To Silently Stand In

New Gallup Poll Finds 40% Of Americans Probably Going To Skip Michelle’s Party

6/26/17 10:31AM

Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

3/27/17 11:07AM

Shrimp Would Be Pissed If He Could See The Lame Party He’s Going To Be Served At

1/06/17 11:35AM

Tips For Throwing The Perfect Baby Shower

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