Confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson will begin March 21. The Onion answers the…
WASHINGTON—Expressing concern that he had not done enough to stop the oppressive Supplemental Nutrition Assistance…
WASHINGTON—Indulging his secret weakness for rule-breaking after months of toeing the unbreakable line of Republican…
WASHINGTON—Saying the current disapproval would soon give way to support, House Speaker Paul Ryan was confident…
WASHINGTON—Grinning proudly as blood gushed from his victim’s windpipe, House Speaker Paul Ryan reportedly slit an…
WASHINGTON—Following testimony by female lawmakers alleging widespread sexual misconduct throughout Capitol Hill,…
We all know the president has a personal style that can, on occasion, be less than delicate, even a bit abrasive.…
WASHINGTON—In an effort to avoid a potentially disrespectful or insensitive response, House Speaker Paul Ryan…
As our nation struggles to come to grips with the horrible tragedy in Las Vegas, it’s only natural for people to…
WASHINGTON—Finding himself unable to contain his jealousy toward his fellow lawmaker’s latest poll numbers, House…
WASHINGTON—In an effort to address concerns about the affordability of coverage, Republican congressional officials…
WASHINGTON—Marveling at the outraged, shouting woman’s conditioning, House Speaker Paul Ryan told reporters Tuesday…
WASHINGTON—Acknowledging the longtime aide’s many years of service, House Speaker Paul Ryan announced Tuesday that…
