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Cat Dead Set On Finding Way Into Mirror

World Rejoices As Grumpy Cat And Her Shitty Attitude Dead Forever

Dog A Pervert In Ways Owner Will Never Know

4/15/19 10:02AM

Neighbor Oblivious To Fact She Being Groomed For Cat-Sitting

Family Members Locked In Heated Bidding War To Convince Cat To Sleep In Their Bed

Dog Blocks Off Afternoon To Lick Spot On Floor Where Owner Once Dropped Pepperoni

3/20/19 10:26AM

Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family

Woman Adopts Second Cat For First One To Terrorize While She At Work

3/05/19 10:37AM

Dog Can’t Believe Owner Left On Fucking MSNBC To Keep It Company While She At Work

2/21/19 12:21PM

Inexperienced Puppy Bowl Team Still Hasn’t Opened Eyes Yet

Pitbull Mix Only Bites Off Half Of Toddler’s Face

Allergy Sufferer Dies After Being Stung By Dog

1/24/19 11:43AM

Pros And Cons Of Pet Insurance

Petco Employee Stocks Gerbils By The Cash Register For Impulse Purchases

12/14/18 3:09PM

New Smithsonian Exhibit Honors Thousands Of Pets Who Joined Workforce After Owners Left To Fight In World War II

12/13/18 12:44PM

Delta Plane Jettisons Dozens Of Comfort Animals Midflight Following Policy Changes

12/12/18 2:11PM

Dog Who Successfully Detected Cancer In Owner Put Down For Practicing Medicine Without A License

12/06/18 12:50PM

Study Finds Dogs Twitching In Sleep Are Dreaming About Tearing Owners Limb From Limb

11/26/18 10:29AM

Spot Where Dog Vomit Cleaned Up Now Noticeably Cleaner Than Surrounding Floor

10/18/18 10:44AM

Purina Introduces ‘Own Shit’ Dog Food Flavor

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