Sep 16 2019Sports News In Brief9/16/19Sports News In Brief9/16/19New ESPN Peyton Manning Segment Breaks Down Current Crop Of Quarterback CommercialsBRISTOL, CT—Utilizing his expertise as one of the ad game’s all-time great pitchmen, ESPN debuted a new Monday Night…
Jul 20 2018News in Brief7/20/18News in Brief7/20/18Peyton Manning’s Wife Quietly Asks How Much Longer Papa John Going To Crash On Their CouchINDIANAPOLIS—Frustrated by the heaps of soiled red polo shirts accumulating in her living room, Peyton Manning’s…
Mar 7 2016Slideshow3/7/16Slideshow3/7/16A Look Back At The Career Of Peyton Manning: The Greatest Of All Time, Depending On Who You Ask, At Least Based On Passing Numbers
Mar 7 2016News in Brief3/7/16News in Brief3/7/16Indianapolis Sports Reporter Pours His Little Heart Out In Peyton Manning Retirement ColumnINDIANAPOLIS—Praising the veteran quarterback as “a man who changed the game of football forever,” Indianapolis Star…
Feb 29 2016Sports News In Brief2/29/16Sports News In Brief2/29/16Peyton Manning Fondly Recalls When Not Winning Super Bowl Was Most Damaging Part Of LegacyDENVER—Amid recent accusations of HGH use and resurfacing sexual assault allegations from his time in college,…
Feb 24 2016Sports News In Brief2/24/16Sports News In Brief2/24/16Peyton Manning Tirelessly Studying Footage Of Athletes Denying AllegationsDENVER—Praising the 39-year-old’s exhaustive preparations amid accusations involving performance-enhancing drug use…
Feb 7 2016News in Brief2/7/16News in Brief2/7/16Family, Friends Concerned After Peyton Manning Wanders Away From PocketSANTA CLARA, CA—Admitting to being “worried sick” after realizing he had suddenly disappeared in the middle of a…
Feb 7 2016Sports News In Brief2/7/16Sports News In Brief2/7/16Nervous Peyton Manning Feeling Better After Vomiting Blood Before GameSANTA CLARA, CA—Having suffered from intense pregame nerves just 30 minutes before the kickoff of Super Bowl 50,…
Dec 10 201512/10/15Broncos Quietly Bury Peyton Manning In Unmarked Grave Next To StadiumDENVER—Standing solemnly next to the patch of ground where the veteran quarterback’s body lay, members of the Denver…
Nov 17 2015Sports News In Brief11/17/15Sports News In Brief11/17/15Aging Peyton Manning Now Forced To Take Field With Assistance DogDENVER—Noting that he is no longer capable of safely maneuvering across the field on his own, the Denver Broncos…
Oct 1 2015Sports News In Brief10/1/15Sports News In Brief10/1/15Report: Peyton Manning Lacks Strength To Complete Longer Commercial TakesDENVER—Noting that physical limitations were hindering the 39-year-old’s performance, league sources confirmed…
Jan 16 2015Sports News In Brief1/16/15Sports News In Brief1/16/15John Elway Casually Mentions To Peyton Manning How Great It Was Going Out On Top In ’98DENVER—Saying that it was the absolute perfect way to end his Hall of Fame career, Denver Broncos general manager…
Jan 14 2015Sports News In Brief1/14/15Sports News In Brief1/14/15Report: Peyton Manning Played Entire Season With 38-Year-Old BodyDENVER—After a lackluster performance in his team’s playoff loss to the Indianapolis Colts, reports emerged…
Oct 23 2014Photo Finish10/23/14Photo Finish10/23/14Football Hall Of Fame Acquires Peyton Manning's Record-Breaking Touchdown-Throwing Arm
Mar 5 2014Sports News In Brief3/5/14Sports News In Brief3/5/14Peyton Manning Cleared To Play Next Season After Passing Verbal Neck ExamDENVER—Erasing any lingering doubts that he will continue his record-breaking career, the Denver Broncos confirmed…
Jan 31 2014Sports News1/31/14Sports News1/31/14Peyton ManningStrengths: Tuning out all the distracting noise from his in-helmet headset; Puts ball exactly where receiver can’t…
Jan 24 2014Photo Finish1/24/14Photo Finish1/24/14John Elway Informs Peyton Manning That He’ll Take Things From Here
Nov 14 2013Sports News In Brief11/14/13Sports News In Brief11/14/13Alarming MRI Shows Peyton Manning Has Been Dead For Past 6 MonthsDENVER—After the Broncos quarterback sustained an apparent ankle injury in Sunday’s game against the San Diego…
Oct 22 2013Sports News In Brief10/22/13Sports News In Brief10/22/13Peyton Manning Takes Advantage Of Indianapolis Trip To Visit Wife, ChildrenINDIANAPOLIS—Taking advantage of his team’s recent road game against the Indianapolis Colts over the weekend, Denver…
Aug 9 2013Sports News In Brief8/9/13Sports News In Brief8/9/13Doctors Finally Clear Peyton Manning To Play FootballDENVER—Two years after performing his 2011 spinal fusion surgery, doctors announced this week that Broncos…