The Inventory

Pence Unveils Campaign To Educate Teens About Dangers Of Premarital Eye Contact

Trump Suffering Horrible Indigestion After Eating Fresh, Well-Prepared State Dinner Meal

4/25/18 12:45PM

Emmanuel Macron Amused By Little Differences In French, American Islamophobia

‘You Are Donald Trump, 45th President Of The United States,’ Trump Reads From Faded Tattoo On Wrist

Jeb Bush’s Children Vehemently Deny Having Ever Loved Father

Furious Dianne Feinstein Demands NSA Figure Out Exactly Who Didn’t Endorse Her

2/26/18 11:29AM

Marco Rubio Still Rock-Hard Days After Being Publicly Humiliated On National Stage

‘Oh God, What Happened Last Night?’ Says Groggy Mike Pence After Waking Up In Same Bed As Wife

Veteran Congressman Can Still Remember When Inaction On Gun Violence Actually Presented A Moral Dilemma

Donald Trump Spends Another Valentine's Day Completely Alone

2/14/18 11:49AM

Congress Confused By $500 Million In Trump’s Budget Allocated For ‘Laser Stuff’

Trump Announces Plan To Replace Food Stamps With New Low-Income Foraging Program

2/13/18 12:38PM

John Kelly Denies Any Knowledge Of Staffer's Misconduct That Will Break In Few Month’s Time

Mitch McConnell Reminds Senators That They'll Have To Make Up Government Shutdown Days At End Of Year

2/09/18 12:43PM

Mike Pence Condemns Female Senators For Wantonly Sharing Senate Floor With Male Colleagues After Dark

2/09/18 12:06PM

Congress Puts Aside Partisan Differences For Good Of Military Contractors

Woman Speaks For Record-Breaking 8 Hours Without Being Interrupted By Man

2/08/18 12:15PM

Nunes: ‘The American People Have A Right To Know The Contextless, Selectively-Edited Truth’

‘Aha!’ Shouts Devin Nunes Pulling Back Shower Curtain In Hopes Of Revealing Hidden FBI Agent

2/02/18 12:35PM

Breaking: Nunes Memo Exposes Deep Bias, Corruption In Devin Nunes

2/02/18 12:15PM

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