6hNews in Brief3:40 PMNews in Brief3:40 PMDemocrat Reassures Friend This One Of The Good Syrian AirstrikesCHICAGO—Following a report Friday that Joe Biden’s first military action as president had killed at least 22 people…
7hNews in Brief2:40 PMNews in Brief2:40 PMParliamentarian Cuts Minimum Wage From Stimulus Due To Obscure Rule Requiring Poor Citizens To Needlessly SufferWASHINGTON—Citing the long-standing practice of maintaining boundaries between the classes, Senate Parliamentarian…
9hAmerican Voices1:04 PMAmerican Voices1:04 PMIsrael Criticized For Denying Palestinians Spare VaccinesWith reportedly half its population already vaccinated, Israel is being criticized for sending excess coronavirus…
13hInfographic9:10 AMInfographic9:10 AMGoals Of Biden Administration Reviewing U.S. Supply ChainsPresident Biden on Tuesday announced he will sign an executive order calling for a sweeping review of American…
Feb 25News in Brief2/25/21News in Brief2/25/21Florida GOP Introduces Ballotless Voting In Disenfranchised CommunitiesTALLAHASSEE, FL—In an effort to streamline the state’s electoral process, Florida Republicans introduced a new bill…
Feb 25American Voices2/25/21American Voices2/25/21Poll Finds Almost Half Of Republicans Would Join Trump PartyA Suffolk University-USA Today poll found that 46% of Republicans would abandon the political party as it is…
Feb 19VideoOnion Info Clips2/19/21 VideoOnion Info Clips2/19/21Timeline Of Trump’s Second Impeachment
Feb 17News In Photos2/17/21News In Photos2/17/21Hog With Paintbrush Commissioned For Trump Presidential Portrait
Feb 15News in Brief2/15/21News in Brief2/15/21Police Union Honors Law Enforcement Officers Injured Carrying Out Capitol AttackNEW YORK—In an effort to recognize the brave sacrifices they made during the Jan. 6 riot, the New York City Police…
Feb 12News in Brief2/12/21News in Brief2/12/21Lindsey Graham Hisses Directions At Attorneys Messing Up Speech They Spent Hours RehearsingWASHINGTON—Appearing to lose patience as the defense presented its arguments in President Trump’s impeachment trial…
Feb 11News in Brief2/11/21News in Brief2/11/21Senators Overjoyed By Chihuahua Jumping Through Hoops During Impeachment IntermissionWASHINGTON—Cheering as the small, brown chihuahua triumphantly jumped through hoops placed throughout the Capitol…
Feb 11Onion Magazine2/11/21Onion Magazine2/11/21John Krasinski And Emily Blunt: Their Tips For A Successful Marriage, Debunked
Feb 10Infographic2/10/21Infographic2/10/21Timeline Of U.S. Involvement In YemenPresident Biden announced this week that the U.S. will end support for the war in Yemen, although the complex nature…
Feb 10News in Brief2/10/21News in Brief2/10/21Andrew Yang Leading NYC Mayoral Race After Flipping Off Residents And Telling Them To Suck His DickNEW YORK—According to a new poll released Wednesday, Andrew Yang was reportedly leading the New York City mayoral…
Feb 10News in Brief2/10/21News in Brief2/10/21Boyfriend Upset About Something American Government Did In 1970sCLEVELAND—As he paced around the apartment muttering about the military-industrial complex and nefarious Cold War…
Feb 10News in Brief2/10/21News in Brief2/10/21Trump Attorneys Argue He Spoke Metaphorically Of Ripping Chamber Doors Off Hinges, Crushing Pelosi’s SkullWASHINGTON—Donald Trump’s attorneys argued Wednesday that the former president spoke metaphorically on Jan. 6 before…
Feb 10Video5 Things2/10/21 Video5 Things2/10/215 Things To Know About Trump’s Second Impeachment Trial
Feb 9News in Brief2/9/21News in Brief2/9/21GOP Senators Argue It’s Unconstitutional To Be Forced To Work On A TuesdayWASHINGTON—Stressing that the proceedings violated clear principles handed down by the Founding Fathers, GOP senators…
Feb 7News In Photos2/7/21News In Photos2/7/21Lack Of Super Bowl Party Will Not Hamper Woman’s Plan To Make 10 Pounds Of Buffalo Wing Dip