The Inventory

Kirstjen Nielsen Reminds Herself She A Private Citizen Now After Instinctively Detaining Mexican Child On The Street

Homeland Security Criticized For Allowing Known Killer To Stay In Country

American Voices

American Voices

House Democrats Formally Request Trump’s Tax Returns

White House Says Mueller Report Must Be Kept Private Because It’s So Exonerating It Would Drive Public Mad

4/04/19 12:56PM

Mar-A-Lago Staff Apologizes For Letting In Guest They Just Assumed Was High-Powered Lobbyist Trying To Buy Influence

4/04/19 12:36PM

‘What’s All This I’m Hearing About People Getting Security Clearances?’ Asks Confused Mike Pompeo To White House Staff Avoiding Eye Contact

4/03/19 11:42AM

Tucker Carlson Challenges Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez To A Date

Glowing, Cackling McConnell Levitates Above Senate After Realizing Chamber’s Rules Only Self-Imposed Mental Construct

Increasingly Cocky Bernie Sanders Announces He Won’t Take Donations Over 27 Cents

4/02/19 12:54PM

Mueller Kinda Miffed That Barr Clearly Didn’t Read His Stuff Like He Said He Would

History Of Independent Presidential Candidates

2/05/19 10:57AM

Nation Not Sure How Many Ex-Trump Staffers It Can Safely Reabsorb

12/21/18 12:51PM

New Polls Increase Fears That Midterm Elections Will Be Won By Wave Of Politicians

10/09/18 3:53PM

Taylor Swift Inspires 200 Million Fans To Register To Vote In Tennessee

10/09/18 2:55PM

Middlebury Vermont Town Council Continues 242-Year Tradition Of American Democracy With 4-1 Vote To Rezone Lot For New Popeyes

10/08/18 2:30PM

World Leaders Hope Singapore Summit Will Lead To North Korea Becoming Normal Impoverished Country They Don’t Have To Think About

Americans Freed From North Korea Sent Back To Pyongyang After Denuclearization Talks Fall Through

Increasingly Obsessed Robert Mueller Forces Wife To Dye Hair Blond, Dress Like Ivanka

5/02/18 11:25AM

Trump Boys Ransack Mueller’s Office To Steal Answer Key To Questions For Their Dad

Suction Cup-Wearing Robert Mueller Forced To Cower Behind White House Chandelier After Trump Returns Home Earlier Than Planned

5/01/18 12:55PM

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