Apr 29News in Brief4/29/20News in Brief4/29/20Republicans Ridicule Democrats For Caring As Little About Sexual Assault As They Do
Apr 7News in Brief4/7/20News in Brief4/7/20Senator Kelly Loeffler Asks For Prayers After Losing $3 On Single Stock Due To Coronavirus
Apr 6News in Brief4/6/20News in Brief4/6/20Trump Admits 18 New States To Increase Competition For Medical Supplies
Apr 3News in Brief4/3/20News in Brief4/3/20Southern Governors Argue Covid-19 Good Christian Virus That Wouldn’t Dare Spread During Church
Apr 3News in Brief4/3/20News in Brief4/3/20Jared Kushner Says States Should Have Planned Ahead Before Joining The Union
Oct 1News in Brief10/1/19News in Brief10/1/19Bernie Sanders Unveils Plan To Tackle Income Inequality With Art Heist From Billionaire’s Home
Sep 30News in Brief9/30/19News in Brief9/30/19Trump Aides Investigating Whistleblower Struggling To Identify Single Person In CIA With Moral Principles
Aug 27News In Photos8/27/19News In Photos8/27/19Trump Vows To Eat All Surplus Pork Products China Refuses To Import
Aug 27News In Photos8/27/19News In Photos8/27/19Confused Biden Tells Rambling Anecdote About Working-Class Single Hammer
Aug 26News in Brief8/26/19News in Brief8/26/19World Leaders Eagerly Await As G7 Organizers Announce Raffle Drawing For Nintendo Switch
Apr 8 2019News in Brief4/8/19News in Brief4/8/19Kirstjen Nielsen Reminds Herself She A Private Citizen Now After Instinctively Detaining Mexican Child On The Street
Apr 8 2019News in Brief4/8/19News in Brief4/8/19Homeland Security Criticized For Allowing Known Killer To Stay In Country
Apr 5 2019American Voices4/5/19American Voices4/5/19House Democrats Formally Request Trump’s Tax Returns
Apr 4 2019News in Brief4/4/19News in Brief4/4/19White House Says Mueller Report Must Be Kept Private Because It’s So Exonerating It Would Drive Public Mad
Apr 4 2019News in Brief4/4/19News in Brief4/4/19Mar-A-Lago Staff Apologizes For Letting In Guest They Just Assumed Was High-Powered Lobbyist Trying To Buy Influence
Apr 3 2019News in Brief4/3/19News in Brief4/3/19‘What’s All This I’m Hearing About People Getting Security Clearances?’ Asks Confused Mike Pompeo To White House Staff Avoiding Eye Contact
