Aug 21News in Brief8/21/20News in Brief8/21/20Congressional Republicans Grill Postmaster General Over Mailboxes Censoring ConservativesWASHINGTON—Demanding to know why the receptacles showed such political bias, congressional Republicans reportedly…
Aug 20News in Brief8/20/20News in Brief8/20/20‘Milwaukee Is A Great City On A Great Lake,’ Says Tom Perez Eating Digital Bratwurst During Virtual DNC TourMILWAUKEE—In fulfillment of a promise made to local officials, the avatar of party chair Tom Perez called Milwaukee…
Aug 20Slideshow8/20/20Slideshow8/20/20The Onion Remembers Steve Bannon, Trump’s Most Encrusted Advisor
Aug 12News in Brief8/12/20News in Brief8/12/20Trump Adds Another Knockout Nickname For Kamala Harris To List After Making Mark Meadows CryWASHINGTON—Appearing to relish the wounded look on his chief of staff’s face, President Donald Trump reportedly…
Aug 12Infographic8/12/20Infographic8/12/20Candidate Profile: Democratic VP Nominee Kamala HarrisSenator Kamala Harris was announced Tuesday as Joe Biden’s vice presidential pick for the 2020 Democratic Party…
Aug 12News in Brief8/12/20News in Brief8/12/20Biden Campaign Gets Kamala Harris Quickly Up To Speed On Candidate’s Plans For Presidential Funeral ServiceWASHINGTON—Filling in the new vice-presidential pick on all of the arrangements that will need to be made ahead of…
Aug 10News in Brief8/10/20News in Brief8/10/20Undecided Voter Looking Forward To Learning More About Donald Trump During CampaignRALEIGH, NC—Acknowledging his blind spots in regard to the upcoming presidential election, local undecided voter…
Aug 6News in Brief8/6/20News in Brief8/6/20U.S. Officials Hurt Saudi Arabia Would Try To Develop Nuclear Weapon Rather Than Asking Nicely For OneWASHINGTON—Expressing a sense of betrayal over the Middle Eastern country not coming to them first, U.S. officials…
Apr 29News in Brief4/29/20News in Brief4/29/20Republicans Ridicule Democrats For Caring As Little About Sexual Assault As They DoWASHINGTON—Responding to the fallout of accusations against Joe Biden in a series of social media posts and media…
Apr 3News in Brief4/3/20News in Brief4/3/20Jared Kushner Says States Should Have Planned Ahead Before Joining The UnionWASHINGTON—Speaking at a press conference to address the growing Covid-19 pandemic, White House senior advisor Jared…
Dec 6 2019Infographic12/6/19Infographic12/6/19Timeline Of Andrew Johnson’s ImpeachmentThe impeachment inquiry into President Donald Trump has renewed focus on that of Andrew Johnson, the 17th U.S.…
Oct 1 2019News in Brief10/1/19News in Brief10/1/19Bernie Sanders Unveils Plan To Tackle Income Inequality With Art Heist From Billionaire’s HomeLAS VEGAS—Championing his new policy proposal as a way to reduce the gap between the working class and the 1%,…
Sep 30 2019News in Brief9/30/19News in Brief9/30/19Trump Aides Investigating Whistleblower Struggling To Identify Single Person In CIA With Moral PrinciplesWASHINGTON—Explaining that they faced a serious roadblock in their effort to unmask the source of a leaked complaint…
Aug 27 2019News In Photos8/27/19News In Photos8/27/19Trump Vows To Eat All Surplus Pork Products China Refuses To Import
Aug 27 2019News In Photos8/27/19News In Photos8/27/19Confused Biden Tells Rambling Anecdote About Working-Class Single Hammer
Aug 26 2019News in Brief8/26/19News in Brief8/26/19World Leaders Eagerly Await As G7 Organizers Announce Raffle Drawing For Nintendo SwitchBIARRITZ, FRANCE—As the three-day global conference drew to a close, the world leaders present at the G7 summit…