Mar 8 2017News in Brief3/8/17News in Brief3/8/17Pope Francis Spotted Sunbathing Nude In St. Peter’s Square
Feb 9 2017News in Brief2/9/17News in Brief2/9/17Pope Francis Sneaks Leftovers To False God Moloch At Back Door Of St. Peter’s Basilica
Dec 25 2016News in Brief12/25/16News in Brief12/25/16Pope Francis Carves Roast Cherub For Vatican Christmas Dinner
Oct 17 2016News In Photos10/17/16News In Photos10/17/16Pope Francis Spends Weekend Installing Stained Glass Storm Windows In St. Peter’s Basilica
Sep 28 2016News in Brief9/28/16News in Brief9/28/16Pope Francis Wears Miter With Faceshield To Comply With New Vatican Safety Measures
Sep 2 2016News in Brief9/2/16News in Brief9/2/16Pope Francis Crushes Small Demon Crawling Across Papal Apartment Floor
Aug 23 2016News in Brief8/23/16News in Brief8/23/16Pope Francis Warns Catholics This Not Good Time To Bother God
Aug 4 2016News in Brief8/4/16News in Brief8/4/16Pope Francis Beats Confession Out Of Uncooperative Catholic
Jul 6 2016News in Brief7/6/16News in Brief7/6/16Swiss Guard Charge Writhing Mass Of Black Tentacles Devouring Pope Francis
Apr 12 2016News in Brief4/12/16News in Brief4/12/16Pope Francis Worried About Job Security After Butting Heads With New God
Mar 18 2016News in Brief3/18/16News in Brief3/18/16Pope Francis Trains For Easter Mass By Dragging Pew Loaded With Rocks Across Snow
Feb 18 2016News2/18/16News2/18/16Vatican City Residents Rally To Save St. Peter’s Basilica From Development
Jan 8 2016News In Photos1/8/16News In Photos1/8/16Pope Francis Wearing Sweater Vestments He Got For Christmas
Jan 5 2016News1/5/16News1/5/16Vatican Tour Group Catches Glimpse Of Pale, Emaciated Joseph Ratzinger Scuttling Into Dark Catacombs
Oct 6 2015News in Brief10/6/15News in Brief10/6/15Pope Francis Clarifies That God Just One Of Many Immortal Beings Who Speak To Him Every Day
