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WASHINGTON—Confirming that a historic spike in violent crime was beginning to subside, a study from Georgetown…
BARREN UPLANDS, SKULL ISLAND—After posing for photos on the shoulder of the 150-foot-tall, hirsute pastor, Pope…
VATICAN CITY—Unable to tune out the noisy altercation coming in loud and clear through his bedroom window, Pope…
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VATICAN CITY—Revealing that the practice helped him reach a state of sanctifying grace, Pope Francis confirmed…
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VATICAN CITY—After setting down a small tote bag and unfolding a plastic lawn chair next to the Vatican Obelisk,…
VATICAN CITY—Quickly scanning the alley to make sure no one would see him with the scraps he had placed on a spare…
VATICAN CITY—After pulling a probe thermometer from its thigh and tasting a piece of crispy golden-brown skin, Pope…
VATICAN CITY—Receiving protection against chemical, environmental, and immoral hazards in the workplace, Pope…
VATICAN CITY—Saying the wicked little creature had probably crept out of some crack that led to Hell, Pope Francis…
VATICAN CITY—Saying it was probably a good idea to give Him some space for the next little while, Pope Francis…
VATICAN CITY—Grasping the back of the man’s collar with one hand while pummeling his face with the other, Pope…
VATICAN CITY—Racing frantically through St. Peter’s Square toward the sound of the Supreme Pontiff’s agonized cries,…
VATICAN CITY—Expressing his frustration with ongoing tensions at work, Pope Francis admitted Tuesday that he had…
AOSTA, ITALY—Pushing himself to the physical brink in the bitter cold wilderness high in the Alps, Pope Francis…
VATICAN CITY—Citing its historical significance and the valuable role it plays in the community, residents of…