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Craftsman Confirms New Hammer Backwards-Compatible With Previous Generation Of Nails

5/13/19 11:12AM

Radicalized Patagonia Releases New Fleece Made Of 100% Recycled Oil Company CEOs

5/02/19 12:01PM

Walgreens Unveils New Line Of Shrink-Wrapped Sandwiches To Grab When Something Has Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong

Peeps Unveils New Boneless, Skinless Marshmallow Breasts

Victoria’s Secret Releases Sexy Black Lace Sleep Apnea Mask

Kotex Introduces New Confetti Popper Tampons For Ringing In The New Year

12/28/18 6:28AM

Bose Releases New Headphones Specifically Optimized For Listening To Whitney Houston’s ‘How Will I Know?’

12/21/18 10:39AM

Campbell’s Unveils New Tomato Soup Humidifier

12/12/18 4:31PM

Revlon Releases New Functionless Translucent Gel For Women Who Don’t Need Makeup

12/06/18 12:55PM

Playtex Unveils New Line Of Quick-Dissolving Tampons

11/30/18 9:56AM

Pfizer Unveils New Double-Sided EpiPen For Lovers

11/14/18 11:40AM

Revlon Unveils New Age-Defying Monster Makeup

10/30/18 12:09PM

Coleman Unveils New Slowly Leaking Air Mattress For House Guests Who Won’t Take A Hint

10/29/18 2:26PM

Mirena Releases New 10-Blade IntraUterine Sperm Shredder

10/19/18 12:26PM

Febreze Releases New Air Horn For Covering Up Unpleasant Bathroom Sounds

10/10/18 11:34AM

Skittles Unveils New Liqui-Gels For Fast-Acting Fruity Flavor

Purina Introduces ‘Own Shit’ Dog Food Flavor

Juul Unveils Sleek New E-Smoker

New Neutrogena Extra-Strength Face Wash Instantly Dissolves Bad Skin

Nerf Introduces Line Of Real Guns

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