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Queen Elizabeth Unnerved By Stephen Miller’s Requests To Sample Royal Baby

6/03/19 12:55PM

Queen Elizabeth Disappointed In New Royal Baby Boy’s Lack Of Proper Inbreeding

5/06/19 12:06PM

Queen Elizabeth Watches As Oxen Pull Apart Farmer Who Failed To Provide Yearly Tithe Of Grain

Queen Elizabeth Hides Out In Bushes To Catch Whoever Keeps Stealing Packages From Buckingham Palace Porch

10/29/18 11:47AM

Queen Elizabeth Announces Success Of Monarchy’s Recent Diversity Initiative

5/21/18 10:12AM

‘I Must Make Sure You Have The Skills To Please My Grandson,’ Says Queen Elizabeth Disrobing Before Meghan Markle

3/16/18 11:48AM

Queen Elizabeth Kicks Off Wimbledon By Serving Ceremonial First Ace Of Tournament

Queen Elizabeth Frantically Trying To Preserve European Alliances By Arranging Great-Grandchildren’s Marriages

Queen Elizabeth Rushed To Hospital For Royal Blood Transfusion

3/10/17 11:21AM

Queen Elizabeth Hoping She Dies Before Having To Knight Any DJs

Queen Elizabeth Screaming At Stockbroker To Dump Everything

Who Is Queen Elizabeth II?

4/21/16 12:15PM

British Royal Family Places Queen Elizabeth In Nursing Home

Royal Baby Spits Up On Great-Grandmother

Queen Elizabeth II To Wed Longtime Partner Following Passage Of Gay Marriage Bill

Queen Elizabeth Annoyed Nude Pictures Of Prince Harry Don't Show Anything Good

Queen Elizabeth To Think Mainly About Her Approaching Death Throughout Olympics Ceremony

7/27/12 12:45PM

Diamond Jubilee Marred By Drunken Queen Elizabeth II Encouraging Guests To Fuck

6/05/12 10:45AM

British Royal Family Concerned After Queen Elizabeth II Beheads 7 Tourists

Queen Elizabeth II Announces She's Pregnant Again

7/23/08 10:00AM

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