Sep 23News In Photos9/23/19News In Photos9/23/19‘All In Service To The Crown,’ Chant Prostrate Phoebe Waller-Bridge, John Oliver, Jodie Comer Dutifully Surrendering Emmy Statuettes To Queen Elizabeth
Jun 3 2019News In Photos6/3/19News In Photos6/3/19Queen Elizabeth Unnerved By Stephen Miller’s Requests To Sample Royal Baby
May 6 2019News In Photos5/6/19News In Photos5/6/19Queen Elizabeth Disappointed In New Royal Baby Boy’s Lack Of Proper Inbreeding
Jan 21 2019News in Brief1/21/19News in Brief1/21/19Queen Elizabeth Watches As Oxen Pull Apart Farmer Who Failed To Provide Yearly Tithe Of Grain
Oct 29 2018News in Brief10/29/18News in Brief10/29/18Queen Elizabeth Hides Out In Bushes To Catch Whoever Keeps Stealing Packages From Buckingham Palace Porch
May 21 2018News in Brief5/21/18News in Brief5/21/18Queen Elizabeth Announces Success Of Monarchy’s Recent Diversity Initiative
Mar 16 2018News in Brief3/16/18News in Brief3/16/18‘I Must Make Sure You Have The Skills To Please My Grandson,’ Says Queen Elizabeth Disrobing Before Meghan Markle
Jul 3 2017Photo Finish7/3/17Photo Finish7/3/17Queen Elizabeth Kicks Off Wimbledon By Serving Ceremonial First Ace Of Tournament
Mar 30 2017News in Brief3/30/17News in Brief3/30/17Queen Elizabeth Frantically Trying To Preserve European Alliances By Arranging Great-Grandchildren’s Marriages
Mar 10 2017News in Brief3/10/17News in Brief3/10/17Queen Elizabeth Rushed To Hospital For Royal Blood Transfusion
Aug 11 2016News in Brief8/11/16News in Brief8/11/16Queen Elizabeth Hoping She Dies Before Having To Knight Any DJs
Jun 24 2016News in Brief6/24/16News in Brief6/24/16Queen Elizabeth Screaming At Stockbroker To Dump Everything
Jul 9 2014News in Brief7/9/14News in Brief7/9/14British Royal Family Places Queen Elizabeth In Nursing Home
Feb 6 2013News in Brief2/6/13News in Brief2/6/13Queen Elizabeth II To Wed Longtime Partner Following Passage Of Gay Marriage Bill
Aug 23 2012News in Brief8/23/12News in Brief8/23/12Queen Elizabeth Annoyed Nude Pictures Of Prince Harry Don't Show Anything Good
Jul 27 2012News In Photos7/27/12News In Photos7/27/12Queen Elizabeth To Think Mainly About Her Approaching Death Throughout Olympics Ceremony
Jun 5 2012News In Photos6/5/12News In Photos6/5/12Diamond Jubilee Marred By Drunken Queen Elizabeth II Encouraging Guests To Fuck
Aug 21 2009News in Brief8/21/09News in Brief8/21/09British Royal Family Concerned After Queen Elizabeth II Beheads 7 Tourists
