Oct 28News in Brief10/28/20News in Brief10/28/20Hundreds Of Years Of Race, Class Privilege Allow Man Extra LegroomDENVER—As he stretched out 3 inches beyond the space afforded passengers in the rest of the main cabin, Delta…
Oct 2News in Brief10/2/20News in Brief10/2/20Nation’s Bland, Ineffectual White Supremacists Waiting For Signal From PenceWASHINGTON—Ready to spring into action at a moment’s notice, the nation’s bland, ineffectual white supremacists…
Sep 18News in Brief9/18/20News in Brief9/18/20Trump Signs Executive Order Establishing ‘1946 Commission’ To Teach How America Started At President’s BirthWASHINGTON—Telling reporters the organization would help combat decades of left-wing indoctrination about the…
Jul 24News in Brief7/24/20News in Brief7/24/20Country Time CEO Unsure If Company Supposed To Be Racist Or NotCHICAGO, IL—Admitting that they had made no significant progress in understanding where they stood in the present…
Jul 21News in Brief7/21/20News in Brief7/21/20Creatively Recharged Tucker Carlson Comes Up With Week Of Show Ideas After Hispanic Cashier Gives Him Wrong Change WASHINGTON—Returning from vacation appearing more relaxed than he had in months, creatively recharged Fox News host…
Jul 10News in Brief7/10/20News in Brief7/10/20Silicon Valley Billionaires Unveil Diversity Initiative To Replace 60% Of Own Blood With Transfusion From Young People Of ColorPALO ALTO, CA—Guaranteeing that candidates from a wide array of backgrounds would play part in helping them live…
Jun 17News in Brief6/17/20News in Brief6/17/20Heavily Armed Fans Guard Statue Of Yogi Bear In Case It Turns Out He Supported ConfederacySIOUX FALLS, SD—Wielding assault rifles and chanting “smarter than the average bear” as they gathered around the…
Jun 11News In Photos6/11/20News In Photos6/11/20Controversial Photos Of Dem Leaders Wearing Kente Cloth Resurface From 3 Days Ago
Jun 8News in Brief6/8/20News in Brief6/8/20Company Issues Statement Announcing They Stand With Rejected Black ApplicantsNEW YORK—Voicing support for those it ultimately passed over in favor of a white applicant, financial services giant…
Jun 4News in Brief6/4/20News in Brief6/4/20Drew Brees Admits He Doesn’t Trust Black People Ever Since Falcons Linebacker Stole Football Straight Out Of His HandsNEW ORLEANS—In response to controversy over his previous statement that downplayed police brutality and focused on…
May 28News in Brief5/28/20News in Brief5/28/20Man Questions If It Really Necessary For Protesters To Be BlackDULUTH, MN—On the heels of massive demonstrations sparked by the police killing of George Floyd, local man Cory…
May 13Infographic5/13/20Infographic5/13/20What To Know About The Killing Of Ahmaud ArberyThe February 23 fatal shooting of Georgia man Ahmaud Arbery and the arrests of two white suspects two months later…
May 8News In Photos5/8/20News In Photos5/8/20Georgia Governor Disgusted By Inhumane Filming Of Black Man’s Murder
Apr 29News in Brief4/29/20News in Brief4/29/20Other Butter Companies Scramble To Fill Racism Void Left By Land-O-LakesHACKENSACK, NJ—Quickly rebranding their packaging with images of the Trail of Tears and the Ku Klux Klan blood drop…
Apr 9News in Brief4/9/20News in Brief4/9/20Black Man Shot By Police After Matching Description For Covid-19NEW YORK CITY—Responding to an anonymous tip regarding alleged suspicious activity, police shot an unarmed black…
Oct 15 2019News in Brief10/15/19News in Brief10/15/19911 Operator Informs Black Caller That Death Is On The WayLITTLE ROCK, AR—Reassuring the man that he would receive an immediate response to his emergency, a 911 operator…
Oct 14 2019News in Brief10/14/19News in Brief10/14/19Conspiracy Theory Wastes No Time Getting RacistCARSON CITY, NV—Remarking at the social media user’s ability to immediately cut to the chase, sources confirmed…
Aug 20 2019News In Photos8/20/19News In Photos8/20/19White Supremacist Writing Manifesto Wonders If He Relying Too Much On Easy Racial Stereotypes
Aug 19 2019News in Brief8/19/19News in Brief8/19/19Newt Gingrich Slams ‘New York Times’ 1619 Project As Shameless Abolitionist PropagandaNEW YORK—Bemoaning the paper’s recent series focusing on the role slavery played in American history, Newt Gingrich…