LOS ANGELES—Saying there was no better investment than sheltering the A-list celebrity in a tight crawl space, a…

Extreme gentrification is on the rise in many U.S. cities, as poorer residents are pushed out by wealthier ones,…

DES PLAINES, IL—Admitting they would never be able to afford a place without sharing expenses, the nation’s…

ORION ARM—Emphasizing the short billion-mile trip from the ringed planet’s metro center to the historic and…

SAN FRANCISCO—Stating that he cannot allow rival property owners to gain a competitive advantage, Bay Area landlord…

CHICAGO—Expending an inordinate proportion of her resources to detail the bustling shops, quaint cafes, and highly…

CHICAGO—Resigning himself to the notion that he might never match them for sheer drive, local man Trevor Henning…

Al-QARYATAYN, SYRIA—Saying it would be remiss of him to try to lease them an apartment in the area without…

GULFPORT, MS—Assuring the prospective buyers that they couldn’t find this kind of charm in newer builds, a local…

NEW YORK—Saying the area felt like the “perfect fit” for him, local asshole Kyle Howard expressed his excitement…

BROOKLYN, NY—Urging apartment hunters to keep their search within reasonable bounds and avoid excessively high…

ALBANY, NY—Left staggered and dumbfounded by the unexpected line of inquiry, real estate agent Jeffrey Tindell told…

OAKLAND, CA—Pricing out residents on either side of the street with each step he took, Facebook software engineer…

KNOXVILLE, TN—Admitting it was pretty disappointing to still be using a standard, single-function water fixture…

Has radioactive decay tripped the mechanism that sends the hammer swinging, smashing the vial of poison and killing…

Beautiful house in an upscale neighborhood with four bedrooms, modern kitchen, walk-in closets, and absolutely no…

Walk in heavenly, pristine halls of alabaster with the Lord at your side. Slumber in gossamer bedding to the…

The caretaker of this comfortable, sunny 1-bedroom apartment will fix any maintenance issue in a timely and…