Nov 18
FOX RIVER GROVE, IL—Cowering before the home intruder on her hands and knees, local woman Cori Olson reportedly…
Aug 28
LOS ANGELES—Saying there was no better investment than sheltering the A-list celebrity in a tight crawl space, a…
Sep 27 2019
Extreme gentrification is on the rise in many U.S. cities, as poorer residents are pushed out by wealthier ones,…
Sep 6 2019
DES PLAINES, IL—Admitting they would never be able to afford a place without sharing expenses, the nation’s…
Jul 24 2019
ORION ARM—Emphasizing the short billion-mile trip from the ringed planet’s metro center to the historic and…
May 3 2019
SAN FRANCISCO—Stating that he cannot allow rival property owners to gain a competitive advantage, Bay Area landlord…
May 1 2019
CHICAGO—Expending an inordinate proportion of her resources to detail the bustling shops, quaint cafes, and highly…
Jun 28 2018
CHICAGO—Resigning himself to the notion that he might never match them for sheer drive, local man Trevor Henning…
Jun 6 2018
Al-QARYATAYN, SYRIA—Saying it would be remiss of him to try to lease them an apartment in the area without…
Mar 16 2018
GULFPORT, MS—Assuring the prospective buyers that they couldn’t find this kind of charm in newer builds, a local…
Jan 18 2017
NEW YORK—Saying the area felt like the “perfect fit” for him, local asshole Kyle Howard expressed his excitement…
Sep 2 2016
BROOKLYN, NY—Urging apartment hunters to keep their search within reasonable bounds and avoid excessively high…
Jan 27 2016
Nov 16 2015
ALBANY, NY—Left staggered and dumbfounded by the unexpected line of inquiry, real estate agent Jeffrey Tindell told…
Nov 10 2015
OAKLAND, CA—Pricing out residents on either side of the street with each step he took, Facebook software engineer…
Oct 7 2015
KNOXVILLE, TN—Admitting it was pretty disappointing to still be using a standard, single-function water fixture…
Oct 20 2013
Has radioactive decay tripped the mechanism that sends the hammer swinging, smashing the vial of poison and killing…
Oct 17 2013
Beautiful house in an upscale neighborhood with four bedrooms, modern kitchen, walk-in closets, and absolutely no…
Aug 29 2013
Walk in heavenly, pristine halls of alabaster with the Lord at your side. Slumber in gossamer bedding to the…