CHICAGO—Resigning himself to the notion that he might never match them for sheer drive, local man Trevor Henning came…
Al-QARYATAYN, SYRIA—Saying it would be remiss of him to try to lease them an apartment in the area without mentioning…
GULFPORT, MS—Assuring the prospective buyers that they couldn’t find this kind of charm in newer builds, a local doll…
NEW YORK—Saying the area felt like the “perfect fit” for him, local asshole Kyle Howard expressed his excitement…
BROOKLYN, NY—Urging apartment hunters to keep their search within reasonable bounds and avoid excessively high leases,…
ALBANY, NY—Left staggered and dumbfounded by the unexpected line of inquiry, real estate agent Jeffrey Tindell told…
OAKLAND, CA—Pricing out residents on either side of the street with each step he took, Facebook software engineer Eric…
KNOXVILLE, TN—Admitting it was pretty disappointing to still be using a standard, single-function water fixture every…
Has radioactive decay tripped the mechanism that sends the hammer swinging, smashing the vial of poison and killing the…
Beautiful house in an upscale neighborhood with four bedrooms, modern kitchen, walk-in closets, and absolutely no…
Walk in heavenly, pristine halls of alabaster with the Lord at your side. Slumber in gossamer bedding to the soothing…
The caretaker of this comfortable, sunny 1-bedroom apartment will fix any maintenance issue in a timely and…
This 3 pool/2.5 pool unit features an open-concept pool and a bonus basement pool. Two-car pool. In-ground pool with…
This cozy three-bedroom bungalow is perfect for the family that loves to dunk but lacks the necessary vertical leap.…
Lovely two-bedroom, one-bath condo, carefully renovated to retain the intoxicating scent of previous tenant Lisa.…
Three bedrooms, 1.5 bathrooms, two-car garage, and one seller who will change their mind at least four times during the…
Hey, remember the house in that show Home Improvement? Well, it wasn’t a set; it was an actual house. Tim Allen and…
This single-room unit is not so much housing as a protective casing, a place where one is put away when not in use.…
This charming, vacant airport terminal harkens back to a simpler, more futuristic time. Believed to have been designed…
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