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God Orders All Followers To Swallow Cyanide Capsules In Preparation For Voyage To Alpha Centauri

7/01/19 10:00AM

Defiant Evangelicals Branch Off Into New ‘First Molestist’ Sub-Denomination

Evangelical Church Strips Away All The Frills And Pomp Of Catholic Molestation

Priest Cursed With Incredible Penis

Area Man Much Happier, More Relaxed Since Joining Cult

3/18/19 10:59AM

Religious Conservatives Argue Adam And Eve Would Never Have Been Banished From Eden If They’d Had Guns

3/13/19 12:35PM

Catholic Church Brings In New Perspective On Solving Abuse Scandal With Appointment Of Toddler Bishop

2/26/19 12:59PM

So-Called ‘Atheist’ Doesn’t Even Barge Into Churches Screaming ‘You’re All Brainwashed Fools’

2/25/19 11:02AM

Pope Francis Offers Molested Kids 10% Off At Vatican City Gift Shop

2/21/19 12:44PM

Pope Breaks Ice At Clergy Abuse Summit By Having Everyone Go Around And Say How Many Kids They Molested

2/21/19 11:43AM

Pope Spends Afternoon Filling In Glory Holes All Over St. Peter’s Basilica

2/20/19 10:39AM

Fringe Catholic Sect Doesn’t Tolerate Child Abuse

2/06/19 12:24PM

Pope Francis: ‘Jesus—I Get Molesting Kids, But Nuns Too?’

2/06/19 11:06AM

Christ Super Embarrassed About All That Stupid Shit He Said 2,000 Years Ago

12/03/18 11:32AM

Great Mosque Of Mecca Hosts Annual Christmas Tree Lighting

11/30/18 11:07AM

Study Finds Only 20% Of Seminary Graduates Go On To Become God

11/12/18 2:29PM

Conservative Floridian Enjoys Living Under Sharia Law More Than He Thought He Would

11/02/18 3:23PM

Jesus Announces Plans To Return Once The Dow Clears 27,000

11/01/18 11:42AM

‘Take This Grape For It Is The Witch’s Eye, Take This Spaghetti For It Is The Witch’s Brain,’ Says Pope Francis During Halloween-Themed Communion

10/31/18 12:00PM

Sunday School Teacher Can Already Tell Which Ones Going To Hell

10/28/18 10:00AM

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