Aug 23News in Brief8/23/19News in Brief8/23/19Aides Struggle To Stop Dozens Of Kerosene-Soaked Republicans From Lighting Selves Ablaze Atop David Koch’s Body
Dec 20 2017News in Brief12/20/17News in Brief12/20/17GOP Leaders Celebrate Decisive Win Over Americans
Dec 6 2017News In Photos12/6/17News In Photos12/6/17RNC Taps Dennis Hastert To Lead New Youth Outreach Program
Dec 5 2017News in Brief12/5/17News in Brief12/5/17New RNC Ad Endorses Roy Moore: ‘He’s A Scumbag, But He’s Our Scumbag’
Sep 20 2017News in Brief9/20/17News in Brief9/20/17GOP Leaders Confident They’ll Have Cruelty Necessary To Pass Healthcare Bill
Mar 27 2017News in Brief3/27/17News in Brief3/27/17GOP Makes Good On 2009 Promise To Block President’s Healthcare Bill
Mar 14 2017News in Brief3/14/17News in Brief3/14/17Report: It Unclear Whether Opposition From Every Sector Of American Society Will Have Any Effect On Healthcare Bill Passing
Mar 13 2017News in Brief3/13/17News in Brief3/13/17GOP Recommends Americans Set Aside Income From One Of Their Jobs To Pay For Healthcare Under New Bill
Jan 17 2017News in Brief1/17/17News in Brief1/17/17Republicans Vow Not To Repeal Obamacare Without Detailed Plan For Disposing Of Patients’ Disease-Ridden Corpses
Jan 9 2017News in Brief1/9/17News in Brief1/9/17GOP Promises Americans Will Be Able To Keep Current Medical Conditions If Obamacare Repealed
Nov 14 2016News in Brief11/14/16News in Brief11/14/16Man At Point Where Thought Of Reince Priebus Controlling White House Pretty Comforting
Oct 19 2016News in Brief10/19/16News in Brief10/19/16Moderator Explains That GOP Will Have 2 Minutes After Every Trump Response To Distance Selves From Candidate
Oct 9 2016News in Brief10/9/16News in Brief10/9/16GOP Leaders’ Daughters: ‘It’s Pretty Fucked Up If We’re The Only Reason You’re Denouncing Trump’s Statements’
Oct 9 2016News In Photos10/9/16News In Photos10/9/1637 Separate Aneurysms On Verge Of Rupturing Inside Reince Priebus’ Brain
Oct 9 2016News in Brief10/9/16News in Brief10/9/16Damning Video Surfaces Of Trump Accepting GOP Nomination For President
Jun 22 2016News in Brief6/22/16News in Brief6/22/16Reince Priebus Smiles, Shakes Head While Flipping Through Old Briefing On GOP’s Plans For 2016
May 5 2016News in Brief5/5/16News in Brief5/5/16Republican Establishment Quietly Relieved Party No Longer Their Responsibility
