CHARLOTTE, NC—Short on time and bereft of any better options, organizers of the Republican National Convention were…

CHARLOTTE, NC—Rocking from one foot to another while fanning his fingers in anxiety, Eric Trump was overheard saying…

CHARLOTTE, NC—Admitting that the terrifying details would likely give them nightmares for weeks, Republican National…

WASHINGTON—Demanding to know why the receptacles showed such political bias, congressional Republicans reportedly…

WICHITA, KS—Urging calm as the wailing conservative politicians jostled for a place at their deceased benefactor’s…

WASHINGTON—In the wake of the $1.5 trillion tax bill’s historic passage in both the House and the Senate, GOP…

WASHINGTON—Recognizing that he’s a piece of shit who doesn’t deserve to walk the face of the earth yet was still on…

WASHINGTON—Increasingly optimistic that the callousness they required would be locked down by the September 30…

WASHINGTON—Telling Americans this was the kind of leadership and accountability they could expect from the GOP,…

WASHINGTON—As a growing number of interest groups, politicians, and media outlets continue to voice criticism of the…

WASHINGTON—In an effort to address concerns about the affordability of coverage, Republican congressional officials…

Obamacare: Those who don’t obtain health insurance are penalized

WASHINGTON—In an effort to allay concerns over how the abrupt removal of Obamacare would impact millions covered by…

WASHINGTON—In an effort to reassure citizens ahead of a planned effort to overhaul the U.S. healthcare system,…

DENVER—Growing increasingly unsettled at the president-elect’s choice of advisors and the prospect of life under a…

PARADISE, NV—Reminding viewers of the agreed-upon rules before the start of Wednesday’s third presidential debate,…

WASHINGTON—Saying they felt physically sickened by the notion that the lewd and disturbing comments weren’t enough…