May 17 2018News In Photos5/17/18News In Photos5/17/18‘The President Can Suck My Big Fat Dick,’ Says Rex Tillerson In Veiled Attack On Trump
Mar 13 2018News in Brief3/13/18News in Brief3/13/18Rex Tillerson Shoots Mike Pompeo Quick Email Explaining All The CountriesWASHINGTON—Jotting down a few thoughts in order to help his replacement hit the ground running, departing Secretary…
Mar 13 2018News in Brief3/13/18News in Brief3/13/18Secretary Of State Fired After Inappropriately Weighing In On International PoliticsWASHINGTON—Saying the administration would not tolerate such egregious behavior from an official in his capacity,…
Mar 13 2018News In Photos3/13/18News In Photos3/13/18Morale Low At State Department After Only Employee Fired
Mar 13 2018News In Photos3/13/18News In Photos3/13/18Rex Tillerson Blindsided By News He Still Worked For State Department
Jan 24 2018News1/24/18News1/24/18Dancing, Pantsless Rex Tillerson Slides Across Floor Of Empty State DepartmentWASHINGTON—Leaping out from behind a wall as Bob Seger’s “Old Time Rock and Roll” blared from the building’s…
Nov 30 2017News In Photos11/30/17News In Photos11/30/17Rex Tillerson Blindsided By News He Still Works For State Department
Nov 17 2017News In Photos11/17/17News In Photos11/17/17Swollen Rex Tillerson Spotted Rushing To Place Mouth Over Leaks Spouting In Keystone Pipeline
Jun 15 2017News in Brief6/15/17News in Brief6/15/17Millions Of Gallons Of Oil Spill Into Washington From Ruptured Rex TillersonWASHINGTON—In what is being called one of the greatest disasters of its kind, millions of gallons of oil began…