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Mohawked Rex Tillerson Warns U.S. Democracy Threatened By Plutocratic Fascist Pigs Fucking Over The Working Man

‘The President Can Suck My Big Fat Dick,’ Says Rex Tillerson In Veiled Attack On Trump

5/17/18 12:04PM

Rex Tillerson Shoots Mike Pompeo Quick Email Explaining All The Countries

Secretary Of State Fired After Inappropriately Weighing In On International Politics

Morale Low At State Department After Only Employee Fired

3/13/18 10:08AM

Rex Tillerson Blindsided By News He Still Worked For State Department

Dancing, Pantsless Rex Tillerson Slides Across Floor Of Empty State Department

Rex Tillerson Blindsided By News He Still Works For State Department

11/30/17 10:48AM

Swollen Rex Tillerson Spotted Rushing To Place Mouth Over Leaks Spouting In Keystone Pipeline

11/17/17 3:35PM

Millions Of Gallons Of Oil Spill Into Washington From Ruptured Rex Tillerson

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