Oct 25 2019
Out-Of-Work Robert Mueller Opens Investigation Into Whether Squirrels Knowingly Ate From Bird Feeder
WASHINGTON—Explaining there appeared to be a pattern of premeditated wrongdoing but that he didn’t want to make any…
Jul 24 2019
WASHINGTON—Briefing members of Congress who he doubted had read all the way through the “thrilling tale of…
Apr 19 2019
A redacted version of Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into potential collusion between the Trump…
Apr 18 2019
FOUNTAIN VALLEY, CA—Urging readers to “stay tuned” and follow along on its website for more, Boating World Magazine…
Apr 18 2019
WASHINGTON—According to a conclusion reached by expert analysis Thursday, you are far too dumb to be reading Robert…
Apr 18 2019
WASHINGTON—In an attempt to satisfy calls for transparency while also keeping delicate information under wraps,…
Apr 12 2019
WASHINGTON—Explaining that he would present the investigation’s findings in a format that offered the most richly…
Apr 1 2019
WASHINGTON—Irked that the attorney general’s brief summary of his meticulously written report reflected only a…
Mar 25 2019
WASHINGTON—Exercising his powers of clemency for the first time since taking office, President Trump compassionately…
Mar 25 2019
WASHINGTON—Following the completion of the special counsel’s 22-month probe, Attorney General William P. Barr…
Feb 28 2019
WASHINGTON—Deciding it was time to “let the dream die,” Special Counsel Robert Mueller gave up trying to get his…
Feb 21 2019
WASHINGTON—In response to President Donald Trump’s continued attacks against the legitimacy of his probe into 2016…
Feb 8 2019
WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration at the obnoxious, nonstop attempts to aid his investigation, special counsel…
Jan 29 2019
WASHINGTON—Confirming that the special counsel’s probe into potential Russian interference in the 2016 presidential…
Jan 17 2019
WASHINGTON—Advising the former political consultant not to take advantage of his goodwill, Special Counsel Robert…
Dec 21 2018
WASHINGTON—Desperate to unwind after months of nonstop work investigating Russian influence in the 2016 election,…
Dec 18 2018
Nov 27 2018
WASHINGTON—Expressing self-contempt after learning that former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort likely violated…
Nov 8 2018
WASHINGTON—Laying on his horn while stuck in bumper-to-bumper gridlock, an annoyed special counsel Robert Mueller…
Nov 8 2018
WASHINGTON—Expressing confusion as to why everyone was getting so worked up, special counsel Robert Mueller was…