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Freedom-Wielding High Schooler Freedoms Down 16 Classmates In Latest Mass Freedoming

5/21/19 11:23AM

Sweet Karma: Your High School Computer Lab Teacher Who Installed The Browser Blocker That Stopped You From Playing Flash Games Is Very Sick Now

5/07/19 11:38AM

Son Needs Costume, 30 Individually Wrapped Treats Tomorrow Morning For Some School Celebration

3/20/19 11:10AM

Older Cafeteria Monitor Not A Teacher Or Parent Or Anything

1/29/19 12:14PM

Teen Weirded Out After Running Over English Teacher Outside Of School

Weird Kid Opts To Sit Perfectly Still, Let Universe Decide His Fate After Teacher Instructs Class To Pair Up

Active-Shooter Drills By The Numbers

12/04/18 12:00PM

Chemistry Teacher Encouraging Students To Fuck Around With Bunsen Burners In Last-Ditch Effort To Prove Science Is Cool

12/03/18 2:33PM

Shop Class In Rich School District Just Teaches Students How To Deal With General Contractors

11/29/18 2:45PM

Pros And Cons Of Delaying School Start Time

11/28/18 1:19PM

Report: Underfunded Public Schools Lacking Basic Support Systems Leave Students Perfectly Prepared For Rest Of Life

11/15/18 12:55PM

High School History Textbook Concludes With Little Blurb About Last 40 Years

11/02/18 2:26PM

The School Bus: Is It Coming For Our Kids?

10/26/18 9:59AM

Report: Students Who Take Latin Have Better Chance Of Summoning Demon Later In Life

10/11/18 12:01PM

Polite High School Football Team Runs Around Banner That Took Hours To Make

4th Grader Panics Upon Realizing Classmate Giving Presentation Had Exact Same Summer As He Did

9/20/18 12:00PM

High School Drama Teacher Already Has Pretty Good Idea Who He’ll Pick For Fall Girlfriend

9/14/18 10:32AM

Middle School Janitor Can Already Tell He Going To Have To Befriend New Kid

9/11/18 11:44AM

Whoa, Classmate Got Totally Hideous Over Summer Vacation

Report: High School Marching Band Definitely In Shape Of Something

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