WASHINGTON—Following years of speculation by the world’s foremost astronomers, the National Aeronautics and Space…

STORLIEN, SWEDEN—Stressing the campaign would provide more academic and deep-powder opportunities for female…

GLIESE 581 G—Noting that their lack of response to interstellar radio messages seemed pretty obvious, aliens…

MENLO PARK, CA—Describing the move as a long-term investment in cutting-edge technology, social media giant Facebook…

CUPERTINO, CA—Reaffirming the company’s commitment to responsible texting, Apple announced plans Wednesday to bring…

WASHINGTON—Announcing they were understaffed and needed all citizens to pitch in, NASA confirmed Monday that…

CHICAGO—Confirming the search for the mysterious Godfather particle was finally over, physicists at the University…

PALO ALTO, CA—Guaranteeing that candidates from a wide array of backgrounds would play part in helping them live…

BEVERLY HILLS—Emphasizing that the mission would finally give humans unprecedented access to juicy, A-list action,…

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Expressing excitement over what could be a landmark discovery in the search for extraterrestrial…

Better come quick, Doc, these sick people are REALLY burning up!

PALO ALTO, CA—Proudly showing off his latest innovation, Tesla CEO Elon Musk debuted an all-new self-parenting child…

CAPE CANAVERAL—Calling it the first purely revenge-based mission to ever be attempted on the red planet, NASA…

BALTIMORE—Saying the probable linguistic accomplishment could very well constitute a scientific breakthrough,…

LOW EARTH ORBIT—Inadvertently observing the gruesome act through its near-infrared camera, the Hubble Space…

TUCSON, AZ—Saying that a tectonic shift in the landmasses’ relationship was the likeliest source, geologists at the…