SEATTLE—Calling it the most debauched correspondence that had ever been submitted to “Savage Love,” advice columnist…

PHILADELPHIA—Calling Euphornica the only model he trusts with his raw-dogging needs, Pleasure Cove employee Jason…

BOULDER, CO—Complaining about the 25-year-old’s superficial choice deviating from society’s standard relationship…

NEW YORK—Questioning what had become of common decency, passengers aboard a Brooklyn-bound F train expressed feelings…

ATLANTA—In an effort to introduce the subject in a fun and kid-friendly way, the Centers for Disease Control and…

TULSA, OK—Saying that the admission represented a momentous new step in their relationship, advertising salesman Vince…

MEDINA, WA—Explaining that not a single one has ever been able to contain his “monster hog,” billionaire philanthropist…

DAVENPORT, IA—Musing philosophically on the deeply pleasurable possibilities, local man and potential electronic voyeur…

KILLEEN, TX—In a singular and anomalous break in his lifelong absence from the wandering thoughts of humanity at large,…

BOCA RATON, FL—Deciding it was about time they had “the talk,” local father Timothy Bennet pulled his 13-year-old son…

ATLANTA—Saying it would violate his deeply held religious beliefs, area pornographer Chet Kirkendall, a 57-year-old…

WASHINGTON—Saying that their investigation indicated her involvement in election interference went deeper than…

DEARBORN, MI—Saying their best-selling line of full-sized trucks will now have greater appeal to those Americans who…

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—A study published Friday by Rutgers University’s Center for Media Studies confirmed that “missionary”…

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Unable to help themselves from eavesdropping on the interaction going on in the romantic corner…

WASHINGTON—Fervently proclaiming that he was actually the one responsible for the scandal involving the adult film…

BALTIMORE—In an announcement that sheds new light on the history of an apparatus traditionally regarded as execution…