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3/25/19 10:52AM

Dan Savage Disgusted By Letter From Perverted Reader Contemplating Oral Sex

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1/17/19 11:28AM

Pretentious Woman Refers To Slam Piece As ‘Partner’

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12/04/18 2:35PM

Excited Shopper Decides To Wear New Butt Plug Out Of Store

12/04/18 9:56AM

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11/16/18 9:48AM

CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex

10/26/18 12:51PM

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10/17/18 11:18AM

Bill Gates Offering $1 Million To Anyone Who Can Design Condom He Can’t Break

10/03/18 12:44PM

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9/25/18 10:45AM

Area Man Fantasized About For One And Only Time In His Life

9/17/18 10:11AM

Father Sits Teenage Son Down To Explain How Sex With Mom Works

8/27/18 11:22AM

Christian Pornographer Refuses To Film Sex Tape For Gay Couple

8/03/18 10:45AM

FBI Reveals Maria Butina Traded Sex In Exchange For All 62,984,828 Votes Trump Received In 2016

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6/29/18 10:49AM

Couple Fucking At Next Table Obviously On Third Date

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