Dec 4The Topical12/4/20The Topical12/4/20Baboon Couple Sues National Geographic For Distributing Private Sex TapeHear why a lawyer for the primates is arguing that by publishing the video, NatGeo has caused her clients…
Nov 18News in Brief11/18/20News in Brief11/18/20Man Not Sure If He’s Tying Condom CorrectlyTULSA, OK—Struggling to put on the latex contraceptive, local man Kyle Levine confirmed after several attempts Wednes…
Sep 15News in Brief9/15/20News in Brief9/15/20Man’s Weak, Impotent Sperm Once Again Held Back By Single CondomKING OF PRUSSIA, PA—Failing to even make a dent in the ultra-thin latex barrier, sources confirmed Tuesday that…
Sep 7News in Brief9/7/20News in Brief9/7/20Man Assures Self He’ll Leave Cult After Everyone Starts Having Sex But Before All The Really Bad StuffSEDONA, AZ—Determined to time his exit in order to take full advantage of the group’s shared mentality, religious…
Aug 5News in Brief8/5/20News in Brief8/5/20Couple Spices Up Love Life By Adding Sex Into RelationshipSANTA CLARITA, CA—Admitting that they had been stuck in a rut for several months, local couple Katherine Park and…
Jul 30News in Brief7/30/20News in Brief7/30/20Theoretical Astro-Fetishists Posit Black Holes Could Be Used For Anonymous Sex Across Parallel UniversesBERKELEY, CA—Building on previous work into the hidden dimensions of sexual ecstasy that lie beyond our…
Jul 24The Topical7/24/20The Topical7/24/20Study Finds Couples Who Live With Moldering Corpse Of Mother Having Less SexMore couples are being forced to move in with other family members to cut costs, but how is it affecting their sex…
Jul 2News in Brief7/2/20News in Brief7/2/20Study Finds It Would Be Extremely Satisfying To Have Intercourse With An A-List CelebrityBOULDER, CO—Providing groundbreaking new insight into human sexuality, a study published Thursday by researchers at…
May 22News In Photos5/22/20News In Photos5/22/20Man Shines Phone Light Over Empty Condom Drawer Like Wily Groundskeeper Hunting For Trespassers
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Apr 3Slideshow4/3/20Slideshow4/3/2011 Dogs So Perfect They’ll Make You Google Your State’s Bestiality LawsThis is Petey, a 6-year-old chocolate lab. One look at this adorable sweetheart and you’ll immediately whip open…
Apr 1News in Brief4/1/20News in Brief4/1/20Trojan Introduces New Anti-Anxiety Weighted CondomsEWING, NJ—Touting the physical as well as mental benefits of their latest, innovative design, officials from the…
Mar 18News in Brief3/18/20News in Brief3/18/20Frustrated Dog Has No Time To Jerk Off Now That Owner Home All DayCHICAGO—Feeling upset that he has been unable to get a single moment of privacy over the past week, local dog Muffin…
Feb 14News in Brief2/14/20News in Brief2/14/20God Announces Major Overhaul Of Procreation Process For 2021THE HEAVENS—Saying humans can forget everything they thought they knew about producing offspring, God, Our Lord and…
Jan 21 2020News in Brief1/21/20News in Brief1/21/20Impatient Man Forced To Wait To Have Sex Until Wife Finished Giving BirthSANTA FE, NM—Growing more impatient with each passing minute of his wife’s labor, expectant father Todd Greenwood…
Jan 13 2020News in Brief1/13/20News in Brief1/13/20Relationship Experts Urge You Not To Cheat On Significant Other Even Though Sex Will Feel Amazing And They Never Have To KnowBOULDER, CO—Stressing the importance of remaining faithful despite what would be a night of mind-blowing ecstasy,…
Dec 19 2019News in Brief12/19/19News in Brief12/19/19Man Still Can’t Believe He’s Not A VirginABBOTSFORD, WI—Shaking his head in stunned wonderment at all he had attained despite his many failings, 32-year-old…