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NEW YORK—Declaring that bold effort was the only way to stave off the devastating planetary effects of climate…
Oct 16
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ALBUQUERQUE, NM—A report released Wednesday by the University of New Mexico’s psychology department revealed that…
Oct 12
BALTIMORE—Calling the images “a stunning glimpse into how the vast star systems of the universe procreate,” NASA…
Sep 15
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LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing that, for a limited time only, there would be no minimum purchases required for new team…
Jul 30
BERKELEY, CA—Building on previous work into the hidden dimensions of sexual ecstasy that lie beyond our…
May 21
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WASHINGTON—Millions of Americans were reportedly sucked into the vacuum of outer space Tuesday after the country’s…
Apr 28
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CAPE CANAVERAL, FL—Struggling to put his powerful feelings into words, local man Luke Paulsen was reportedly gazing…
Feb 10
CAPE CANAVERAL—Expressing excitement about the collaborative mission with the European Space Agency, NASA officials…
Jan 30
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SADDLE RIVER, NEW JERSEY—In a continuation of his alarming tendency to wander off as a result of his advanced…
Jan 22
THE HEAVENS—Reminiscing over how much time had passed since His days as a younger deity, God, Our Heavenly Father,…
Aug 13 2019
Jul 24 2019
ORION ARM—Emphasizing the short billion-mile trip from the ringed planet’s metro center to the historic and…
Jul 19 2019
VALLIS ALPES, THE MOON—Yelling and waving his arms frantically in the hope that someone out there was paying…