ALBUQUERQUE, NM—A report released Wednesday by the University of New Mexico’s psychology department revealed that…

BALTIMORE—Calling the images “a stunning glimpse into how the vast star systems of the universe procreate,” NASA…

LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing that, for a limited time only, there would be no minimum purchases required for new team…

BERKELEY, CA—Building on previous work into the hidden dimensions of sexual ecstasy that lie beyond our…

WASHINGTON—Millions of Americans were reportedly sucked into the vacuum of outer space Tuesday after the country’s…

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL—Struggling to put his powerful feelings into words, local man Luke Paulsen was reportedly gazing…

CAPE CANAVERAL—Expressing excitement about the collaborative mission with the European Space Agency, NASA officials…

SADDLE RIVER, NEW JERSEY—In a continuation of his alarming tendency to wander off as a result of his advanced…

THE HEAVENS—Reminiscing over how much time had passed since His days as a younger deity, God, Our Heavenly Father,…

ORION ARM—Emphasizing the short billion-mile trip from the ringed planet’s metro center to the historic and…

VALLIS ALPES, THE MOON—Yelling and waving his arms frantically in the hope that someone out there was paying…