Best Special Effects In Film History
Hollywood’s ability to manipulate millions is born when it is discovered that a bunch of absolute morons believe A Trip To The Moon is real
In Final Machiavellian Masterstoke, Area Woman Adds ‘No Gifts, Please’ To Bottom Of Invitation
WESTWOOD, CA—In a deft and ruthless display of the utmost cunning, local woman Anne Kaminski added the phrase ‘No gifts, please’ to the bottom of her birthday party invitation, sources confirmed Friday. “Who but I could have devised such a simple yet fiendishly clever addendum, sending each and every guest spiraling…
Extra Strip Of Wrapping Paper Taped Over Present’s Weird Edge
KENT, OH—Furrowing her brow in concentration as she struggled with the item’s irregular shape, local woman Ashley Sanborne decided Wednesday to affix an extra strip of wrapping paper to the weird edge of a gift. “I guess this looks decent enough,” said Sanborne as she delicately maneuvered the patch of paper over the…
Tips For Cleaning Your House
Wiping down counters with cloths instead of paper towels is a reusable and economical way to give yourself an entire load of laundry to do when you’re done.
How To Recover From An Embarrassing Situation
Laugh at yourself very loudly for a few minutes straight even if no one else is, just to prove this isn’t getting to you.
How Smart Technology Is Changing Homes
Wi-Fi-enabled light bulbs let you set mood with 99.9% accuracy
Top Benefits Of Going Paperless
Far fewer moments where you must say the word “ream”
How To Make Cooking At Home Less Stressful
Let your kids know upfront that 7:30 is a soft deadline for dinner.
Dad Frees Up Entire Day To Spend On Quality Father-Grill Bonding Time
MADISON, WI—Saying he’d been meaning to set aside this kind of time for a while now, local father Gary Plumber told reporters Tuesday that he had freed up the entire day to spend on some quality father-grill bonding. “No mowing the lawn or oil changes today—I’ve cleared my whole schedule so you and I can really spend…
How Smartphones Have Changed Our Lives
Real-time access to thousands of scathing reviews of local Thai restaurants
Dad Hands Phone Off To Mom Immediately After Being Wished Happy Father’s Day
WILLOUGHBY, OH—Allowing no window whatsoever for additional conversation to take place, the father of local man Luke Asbury reportedly handed off the phone to Luke’s mother on Sunday immediately after his son wished him a happy Father’s Day. “Wow, he didn’t waste any time—he just said thanks, told me Mom was there if…
How Technology Will Change Travel
Rise of cell towers and increased internet access will eliminate the one excuse you had to not immediately respond to email
Top Benefits Of Therapy
Comfort in knowing that someone is at least benefiting financially from your mental anguish
How To Find The Right Therapist
Start by gathering referrals. Pinpoint your least broken friend and ask who they go to.
How To Keep Your Personal Information Secure
Encrypt any important paperwork in a three-speed blender.
Tips For Handling Office Conflict
If you witness an altercation unfolding, quickly gauge the likeliest victor before jumping in to defend them.
Biggest Challenges Of Working In An Office
Constantly discussing the water cooler with your coworkers
How To Protect Yourself Against Hackers
Instead of using generic security questions, choose three security riddles that are nigh unsolvable but by one true of heart and mind.
Everyday Internet Safety Tips
Set up two-step verification on all your devices in order to enmesh yourself in an interconnected web of technological dependency from which you cannot escape.
