Hollywood’s ability to manipulate millions is born when it is discovered that a bunch of absolute morons believe A…

WESTWOOD, CA—In a deft and ruthless display of the utmost cunning, local woman Anne Kaminski added the phrase ‘No…

KENT, OH—Furrowing her brow in concentration as she struggled with the item’s irregular shape, local woman Ashley…

Wiping down counters with cloths instead of paper towels is a reusable and economical way to give yourself an entire…

Laugh at yourself very loudly for a few minutes straight even if no one else is, just to prove this isn’t getting to…

Wi-Fi-enabled light bulbs let you set mood with 99.9% accuracy

Far fewer moments where you must say the word “ream”

Let your kids know upfront that 7:30 is a soft deadline for dinner.

MADISON, WI—Saying he’d been meaning to set aside this kind of time for a while now, local father Gary Plumber told…

Real-time access to thousands of scathing reviews of local Thai restaurants

WILLOUGHBY, OH—Allowing no window whatsoever for additional conversation to take place, the father of local man Luke…

Rise of cell towers and increased internet access will eliminate the one excuse you had to not immediately respond…

Comfort in knowing that someone is at least benefiting financially from your mental anguish

Start by gathering referrals. Pinpoint your least broken friend and ask who they go to.

Encrypt any important paperwork in a three-speed blender.

If you witness an altercation unfolding, quickly gauge the likeliest victor before jumping in to defend them.

Constantly discussing the water cooler with your coworkers

Instead of using generic security questions, choose three security riddles that are nigh unsolvable but by one true…

Set up two-step verification on all your devices in order to enmesh yourself in an interconnected web of…

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