BATON ROUGE, LA—Defending the deeply personal pursuit of choking down as many ballpark franks as you can cram into…

OAKLAND, CA—As the moving trucks of new residents arrived outside the former Oakland Coliseum over the objections of…

NEW ORLEANS—In response to controversy over his previous statement that downplayed police brutality and focused on…

FOXBOROUGH, MA—Lauding the team for making necessary sacrifices for the greater cause, New England head coach Bill…

INDIANAPOLIS—Admitting that he could not take the physical and mental punishment anymore, Colts quarterback Andrew…

NEW YORK—Conceding that many facets of the game still felt completely foreign to him, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell…

ST. LOUIS—Unexpectedly ceding the championship to the Boston Bruins without getting to play a single game, the St.…

BOSTON—Ardently defending their steadfast loyalty to the sport, NHL fans around the nation gathered Thursday to…

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Crediting his players for being wise enough to do what’s best for their health, Michigan State head…

SAN DIEGO, CA—Admitting that filling the positions had proven far more difficult than expected, a local coed…

CHICAGO—Touting the lack of pressure to squeeze something into every second of the excursion, Cubs manager Joe…

CLEVELAND—Generously admitting that he most likely would not have been able to beat the gritty, defensive-minded…

MIAMI—Unleashing a furious tirade after finding the roof retracted for the third time this month, Miami Marlins…