Oct 21
Dating back to 1903, the World Series is a long and storied championship unlike any other in professional sports. As…
Oct 15
ARLINGTON, TX—Urging his team not to grow complacent after jumping out to a 2-1 lead in the National League…
Oct 12
BOCA RATON, FL—Thinking that he might not be able to come to a final verdict until November, undecided voter Sydney…
Oct 11
KISSIMMEE, FL—Cementing his place as being part of the annals of basketball history, league sources confirmed Friday…
Oct 8
CHICAGO—Strapping his head in after struggling with tightness and dissociation on the last drive, Tampa Bay…
Sep 24
With a rash of injuries to fantasy stars like Saquon Barkley and Christian McCaffrey, NFL Week 3 is going to be an…
Sep 18
Scientists Study Brains Of Baseball Fans To Find Out How They Stay Interested During First 7 Innings
SEATTLE—Revealing that the mystery has baffled scientists for the past hundred years, researchers at the University…
Sep 17
Gary Borkowski, Onion Sports resident fantasy football expert and former NFL concessions worker, shares surefire…
Sep 15
LOS ANGELES—Breaking through to accomplish what so many doubters never thought he could do, LeBron James finally…
Sep 3
FAIR LAWN, NJ—Expressing frustration that her decades of dismissive arrogance meant nothing to some people, Yankees…
Aug 27
CULVER CITY, CA—Preferring to just watch playoff basketball in peace, Lakers fan Derek Wainwright expressed…
Aug 24
WASHINGTON—Calling the broadcast a “rare find” that encapsulates the true meaning of sports in America, archivists…
Aug 21
ANN ARBOR, MI—Staring down at the five-dollar bill in frustration before stuffing it into his wallet, Michigan…
Aug 14
ORLANDO, FL—Encouraging players to use their better judgment and not take unnecessary risks, league commissioner…
Aug 12
INDIANAPOLIS, IN—Responding to a wave of canceled checks after news broke of a potential shutdown, NCAA officials…
Jun 19
BATON ROUGE, LA—Defending the deeply personal pursuit of choking down as many ballpark franks as you can cram into…
Jun 5
OAKLAND, CA—As the moving trucks of new residents arrived outside the former Oakland Coliseum over the objections of…
Jun 4
NEW ORLEANS—In response to controversy over his previous statement that downplayed police brutality and focused on…
Mar 12
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