The Inventory

Ex-Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz Announces He Considering Overpriced, Mediocre Presidential Run

6/05/18 11:27AM

‘Coffee Cultivation Merely Extends The System Of Colonial Oppression,’ Recite Nation’s 180,000 Radicalized Starbucks Employees After 3-Hour Anti-Bias Training

Desperate Starbucks Now Pleading For People To Masturbate, Use Drugs In Its Restrooms

Impoverished Kenyan Bean Picker Can’t Wait To See What Starbucks Has To Say About Racial Sensitivity

4/18/18 11:02AM

Starbucks Offering New Lukewarm Coffee To Help Ease Customers’ Transition From Iced To Hot

10/16/17 1:49PM

Starbucks Unveils $7 Wake-Up Slap

Obama Hosts Diplomatic Talks At Starbucks While Oval Office Carpet Cleaned

Least Ordered Starbucks Menu Items

Area Woman Almost Imagines Taste Of Peppermint Mocha On Tongue But Stops Herself

11/01/13 10:36AM

Most Depressing Job Interview You’ll Ever See Currently Taking Place At Starbucks Table

4/11/13 10:15AM

Starbucks Is 40

3/30/11 12:00PM

Sources: Barista Not Actually Flirting With You

7/20/07 12:01AM

Crude But Functional Starbucks Hewn From Rock Facing

11/13/02 12:00PM

Starbucks To Begin Sinister 'Phase Two' Of Operation

New Starbucks Opens In Rest Room Of Existing Starbucks

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