Jun 5 2018News In Photos6/5/18News In Photos6/5/18Ex-Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz Announces He Considering Overpriced, Mediocre Presidential Run
May 30 2018News in Brief5/30/18News in Brief5/30/18‘Coffee Cultivation Merely Extends The System Of Colonial Oppression,’ Recite Nation’s 180,000 Radicalized Starbucks Employees After 3-Hour Anti-Bias Training
May 21 2018News in Brief5/21/18News in Brief5/21/18Desperate Starbucks Now Pleading For People To Masturbate, Use Drugs In Its Restrooms
Apr 18 2018News in Brief4/18/18News in Brief4/18/18Impoverished Kenyan Bean Picker Can’t Wait To See What Starbucks Has To Say About Racial Sensitivity
Oct 16 2017News in Brief10/16/17News in Brief10/16/17Starbucks Offering New Lukewarm Coffee To Help Ease Customers’ Transition From Iced To Hot
Sep 18 2015News in Brief9/18/15News in Brief9/18/15Obama Hosts Diplomatic Talks At Starbucks While Oval Office Carpet Cleaned
Nov 1 2013News in Brief11/1/13News in Brief11/1/13Area Woman Almost Imagines Taste Of Peppermint Mocha On Tongue But Stops Herself
Apr 11 2013News4/11/13News4/11/13Most Depressing Job Interview You’ll Ever See Currently Taking Place At Starbucks Table
Nov 13 2002News In Photos11/13/02News In Photos11/13/02Crude But Functional Starbucks Hewn From Rock Facing
