Aug 20
WESTBROOK, CT—Writhing in agony as the flesh dissolved from their hands and faces, law enforcement officials exposed…
Aug 20
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Sep 22 2017
WASHINGTON—Saying it was the first step in gaining the confidence and stability he would need to reintegrate back…
Aug 18 2017
WASHINGTON—His skin already starting to bubble, newly dismissed White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon reportedly…
Aug 17 2017
WASHINGTON—Saying that the huge breach of trust clearly violated journalistic ethics, White House aides confirmed…
Aug 14 2017
Aug 10 2017
Staffer Investigating Puddle Of Slime On Floor Looks Up To Discover Coworker Cocooned In Bannon Ooze
WASHINGTON—Strange, viscous fluid dribbling down from the shadows above him, Trump administration staffer Jason…
Apr 14 2017
Mar 13 2017
Mar 7 2017
WASHINGTON—Noting that the White House chief strategist’s skin stretched and bulged as the animal scurried about,…
Feb 22 2017
Feb 16 2017
Feb 10 2017
WASHINGTON—Revealing that the president’s chief strategist had been observed scuttling around the residence to…
Feb 6 2017
Jan 27 2017
WASHINGTON—Following a series of incidents that left food and used paper products scattered throughout the West…