Jan 25 2019Onion Magazine1/25/19Onion Magazine1/25/19We Sat Down With 10 Doctors And Asked, Is It Cancer? Oh God, It’s Cancer, Isn’t It?
Jan 18 2019Onion Magazine1/18/19Onion Magazine1/18/19Ready For Her Close-Up: This Actress Is Ready For Her Close-Up
Dec 28 2018Onion Magazine12/28/18Onion Magazine12/28/18Remembering Michael Caine: Not Dead Yet, But It’s Still Nice To Be Thought About From Time To Time
Nov 30 2018Onion Magazine11/30/18Onion Magazine11/30/18In High School They Called Him ‘Hog Fucker.’ Now He Fucks Hogs For The Stars.
Nov 9 2018Onion Magazine11/9/18Onion Magazine11/9/18He Was The Darling Of The Festival Circuit. He Dominated Awards Season. He Had One Of The Biggest Production Companies In The World. Why One Man Decided To Walk Away From It All
Oct 19 2018Onion Magazine10/19/18Onion Magazine10/19/18These Rival Gang Members Came Together To Help Build A Community Playground To Fight Over
Oct 12 2018Onion Magazine10/12/18Onion Magazine10/12/18This Bitter Couple Tells Us The Secret To A 3-Year, 5-Month, And 2-Week Marriage
Oct 5 2018Onion Magazine10/5/18Onion Magazine10/5/18This Is Angela, She’ll Be Training With Us For This Issue
Sep 28 2018Onion Magazine9/28/18Onion Magazine9/28/188 Years After The Gulf Coast Oil Spill And These Birds Still Look Like Shit
Sep 21 2018Onion Magazine9/21/18Onion Magazine9/21/18The Investigation Stalled, The Case Went Cold, We Had To Print Something Anyway
Jul 20 2018Onion Magazine7/20/18Onion Magazine7/20/18Drowning Is The Number Two Cause Of Death For Young Children. Here’s How To Make It Number One.
Apr 26 2018Onion Magazine4/26/18Onion Magazine4/26/18The 10 Characters Most Likely To Die In ‘Avengers: Infinity War,’ According To Family Medical History
Apr 13 2018Onion Magazine4/13/18Onion Magazine4/13/18This Child Would Have Turned 6 Today If His Mother Hadn't Given Birth To Him In October
Mar 26 2018Onion Magazine3/26/18Onion Magazine3/26/18We Interview Some Guy Who Hated ‘March For Our Lives’ Out Of A Desperate Terror Over Being Accused Of Bias
