Onion MagazineOnion MagazineWe Sat Down With 10 Doctors And Asked, Is It Cancer? Oh God, It’s Cancer, Isn’t It?1/25/19 8:55AM
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Onion MagazineOnion MagazineIn High School They Called Him ‘Hog Fucker.’ Now He Fucks Hogs For The Stars.11/30/18 10:20AM
Onion MagazineOnion MagazineHe Was The Darling Of The Festival Circuit. He Dominated Awards Season. He Had One Of The Biggest Production Companies In The World. Why One Man Decided To Walk Away From It All11/09/18 10:17AM
Onion MagazineOnion MagazineThese Rival Gang Members Came Together To Help Build A Community Playground To Fight Over10/19/18 1:41PM
Onion MagazineOnion MagazineThis Bitter Couple Tells Us The Secret To A 3-Year, 5-Month, And 2-Week Marriage10/12/18 12:31PM
Onion MagazineOnion MagazineThis Is Angela, She’ll Be Training With Us For This Issue10/05/18 10:59AM
Onion MagazineOnion Magazine8 Years After The Gulf Coast Oil Spill And These Birds Still Look Like Shit9/28/18 11:49AM
Onion MagazineOnion MagazineThe Investigation Stalled, The Case Went Cold, We Had To Print Something Anyway9/21/18 11:17AM
Onion MagazineOnion MagazineDrowning Is The Number Two Cause Of Death For Young Children. Here’s How To Make It Number One.7/20/18 10:46AM
Onion MagazineOnion MagazineThe 10 Characters Most Likely To Die In ‘Avengers: Infinity War,’ According To Family Medical History4/26/18 11:51AM
Onion MagazineOnion MagazineThis Child Would Have Turned 6 Today If His Mother Hadn't Given Birth To Him In October4/13/18 8:30AM
Onion MagazineOnion MagazineWe Interview Some Guy Who Hated ‘March For Our Lives’ Out Of A Desperate Terror Over Being Accused Of Bias3/26/18 3:04PM
