The Inventory

Giant Demonic Hand Bursts Out Of Ground, Drags Bill Belichick Back To Hell

‘This One Means The Least Of All,’ Says Tom Brady Accepting Super Bowl Trophy

Small Town Billionaire Fails To Make It In Big City

Report: It The Part Of Night Where Everyone Just Sort Of Goes Around And Remembers Commercials They Liked

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

Sean McVay Begs Mother To Let Him Stay Up To Coach Rest Of Super Bowl

TV In L.A. Bar Switched Over To ‘American Dad’ Rerun Without Complaint

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

Super Bowl Halftime Show Marred By Functioning Sound System

Super Bowl Stadium Solemnly Stands, Places Hands Over Heart For Maroon 5 Halftime Show

‘Now That’s What I Call A Fumble,’ Reports Man At Super Bowl Party Who Has No Idea What He’s Talking About

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

Jared Goff Pissed He Had To Miss Friend’s Super Bowl Party For Work

Fox Searchlight Purchases Two Hours Of Super Bowl Air Time To Advertise Entirety Of The Ringer

Tony Romo Accurately Predicts Patriots Pass Play, Game’s Outcome, Rest Of Julian Edelman’s Life

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

‘No God, Please Not Now,’ Yells Rapidly Aging Tom Brady As Old Crone’s Spell Begins To Wear Off During Super Bowl

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

Nurse Tells Wheelchair-Bound, Concussed Rob Gronkowski He’s At The Super Bowl With All His Friends

Does The Rams’ Success Point Toward A League-Wide Trend Of Teams Drafting, Signing, And Trading For Good Players?

Grocery Store Not Fooling Anybody By Marketing Cantaloupe As Fun Super Bowl Snack

2/03/19 10:39AM

Should Hank Host A Super Bowl Party Or Is Everyone Just Going To Talk Through The Whole Game Again?

2/03/19 10:05AM

Super Bowl LIII: Key Storylines To Watch

Jeff Lurie Announces Plans For 2,213-Diamond Eagles Super Bowl Rings In Reference To 22-13 Halftime Score

6/15/18 12:41PM

Doug Pederson Informs Nick Foles He's Been Traded To Browns While Handing Him Lombardi Trophy

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