Report: It The Part Of Night Where Everyone Just Sort Of Goes Around And Remembers Commercials They Liked
AUSTIN, TX—Marking the end of the nearly four-hour televised event, Super Bowl party attendees confirmed Sunday that it…
Sean McVay Begs Mother To Let Him Stay Up To Coach Rest Of Super Bowl
ATLANTA—Promising that he would go to bed “right after” the game ended, Rams head coach Sean McVay begged his mother to…
Jared Goff Pissed He Had To Miss Friend’s Super Bowl Party For Work
ATLANTA—Claiming that he had been looking forward to the gathering, Rams quarterback Jared Goff told reporters Sunday…
‘No God, Please Not Now,’ Yells Rapidly Aging Tom Brady As Old Crone’s Spell Begins To Wear Off During Super Bowl
ATLANTA—Begging for mercy while watching his arms wither and skin wrinkle, a rapidly aging Tom Brady cried out for an…
Nurse Tells Wheelchair-Bound, Concussed Rob Gronkowski He’s At The Super Bowl With All His Friends
ATLANTA—Shouting “touchdown!” while pushing the Patriots’ tight end along the sidelines, nurse Miranda Silva told a…
Super Bowl LIII: Key Storylines To Watch
Super Bowl LIII will pit AFC champion New England Patriots against NFC champion Los Angeles Rams to determine whether…
‘Well That’s Nice,’ Say Calm, Pleased Eagles Fans After Super Bowl Victory
PHILADELPHIA—Happily nodding their heads and shaking hands with each other in congratulations, thousands of pleased but…