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I Shall Now Exact My Final Revenge Upon That Jack-Ass Joseph Pulitzer

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It Pleases Me To Announce The Elevation And Coronation Of Hammond Morris, The Onion's New Advertising Czar

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Governor Walker Should Be Flogged For His Inability To Control His Underlings

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I Will Decide What Is Appropriate For Children!

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I Am Leaving The Bloated Corpse Of Journalism Behind For This So-Called ‘Sociable-Media’ And Its Mountains Of Gold

I'm Moving This Miserable Periodical To The Yukon

I Shall Now Exact My Final Revenge Upon That Jack-Ass Joseph Pulitzer

It Pleases Me To Announce The Elevation And Coronation Of Hammond Morris, The Onion's New Advertising Czar

Governor Walker Should Be Flogged For His Inability To Control His Underlings

I Have Seen The Future

Well, I've Sold The Paper To The Chinese

Onion Publisher Emeritus Introduces The Onion's 'War For The White House' Web Site

I Miss My Old Sled

My Failed Suicide Attempts

The Final Frontier

A Walk In The Woods

All's Right With The World

Mockery

A Portentous Estate Sale

Dungeon Master

The Peace Of The Womb

Around The World In One Paragraph

I Will Decide What Is Appropriate For Children!

Ghost-Buster

Hiker Trapped For Days Under Fallen Boulder Survives By Cutting Off Own Ponytail

Fox News Condemns 2020 Election As Partisan Witch Hunt Orchestrated By Democrats To Unseat President

Sad: The Elderly Dutch Man Who Inspired The ‘X’ Button On The PlayStation Controller Has Passed Away

I Am Leaving The Bloated Corpse Of Journalism Behind For This So-Called ‘Sociable-Media’ And Its Mountains Of Gold

I'm Moving This Miserable Periodical To The Yukon

I Shall Now Exact My Final Revenge Upon That Jack-Ass Joseph Pulitzer

It Pleases Me To Announce The Elevation And Coronation Of Hammond Morris, The Onion's New Advertising Czar

Governor Walker Should Be Flogged For His Inability To Control His Underlings

I Have Seen The Future

Well, I've Sold The Paper To The Chinese

Onion Publisher Emeritus Introduces The Onion's 'War For The White House' Web Site

I Miss My Old Sled

My Failed Suicide Attempts

The Final Frontier

A Walk In The Woods

All's Right With The World

Mockery

A Portentous Estate Sale

Dungeon Master

The Peace Of The Womb

Around The World In One Paragraph

I Will Decide What Is Appropriate For Children!

Ghost-Buster