Mar 25News in Brief3/25/21News in Brief3/25/21‘Can You Trust Anything You See?’ Says Jack Dorsey, Shapeshifting Into Cat During Congressional Testimony On MisinformationWASHINGTON—Asking members of the House Energy and Commerce Committee if it was ever possible to trust what one sees,…
Mar 17Infographic3/17/21Infographic3/17/21The Onion’s Guide To NFTsNon-fungible tokens, or NFTs, recently attracted mainstream attention after an NFT artwork sold at auction for $69…
Mar 12News in Brief3/12/21News in Brief3/12/21Man Starting To Understand What NFTs Are After Dropping $69 Million On Beeple ArtworkOLYMPIA, WA—Revealing his identity as the winning bidder in the record-breaking Christie’s auction, local venture…
Mar 11News in Brief3/11/21News in Brief3/11/21Grieving War Widow Finds Comfort In Wings Of Drone That Served With HusbandCHARLESTON, SC—Saying the weapons platform’s hovering embrace was a great comfort and a source of solace in a…
Mar 9News in Brief3/9/21News in Brief3/9/21‘New York Times’ Releases 8-Part Podcast Series Exposing Commentator Who Called Them IrrelevantNEW YORK—In what newspaper sources described as an important corrective to a rising source of dangerous…
Jan 25News in Brief1/25/21News in Brief1/25/21Disguised Amazon Drone Sneaks Into Worker Meeting To Disrupt Union TalkBESSEMER, AL—Quietly gliding into a corner of the room as the rest of the warehouse employees filed in, a disguised…
Jan 18The Topical1/18/21The Topical1/18/21Exhausted Researchers Inform Public Covid Vaccine Won’t Shrink You Down To Size Of AntHear why millions of Americans remain concerned that taking the vaccine could shrink them down to a size so small…
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Sep 28News in Brief9/28/20News in Brief9/28/20FBI Demands Apple’s Assistance In Opening iPhone PackagingWASHINGTON—Insisting it was the tech giant’s civic duty to cooperate with authorities in such matters, the Federal…
Sep 22The Topical9/22/20The Topical9/22/20National Weather Service Warns Recent Snow-Cainado May Be Tied To Professor Barnabas T. Vile’s Weather Destabilizing MachinePart blizzard, part hurricane, part tornado—all destruction. We have the latest on this unprecedented…
Sep 3News In Photos9/3/20News In Photos9/3/20Bored Teen Spends Virtual English Class Carving Weed Leaf Into Tablet Screen
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