Dec 17
LEAWOOD, KS—In an attempt to boost ticket sales by reminding young patrons of the unique benefits offered by cinema,…
Nov 24
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ARLINGTON, MA—Noting that from a quick glance it seemed like he’d fare all right, observers of a missing person…
Jul 13
RENO, NV—Following yet another brutal blowout at the hands of his rival participants, local League Of Legends player…
Jul 10
NEW YORK—Revealing that the new software had seen skyrocketing growth among Gen-Z users over the past six months,…
Jul 9
PHOENIX—Noting that the medical problem was common in these sorts of cases, sources confirmed Thursday that…
Jul 1
RALEIGH, NC—Admitting that basic hygiene was something for which he was simply both mentally and physically…
May 15
PHOENIX—Clutching the steering wheel and remarking that it was just safer for everyone this way, nervous 17-year-old…
May 12
DENVER—Reflecting on the simple pleasure that she would likely never experience again, area eighth-grader Francesca…
Mar 31
Welcome to the No-Rules Zone! Sorry, Mom and Dad, you better head to bed. Things are going to start getting pretty…
Dec 16 2019
Dec 11 2019
NEW RICHMOND, EV—In response to the attention she was receiving for her vocal objections to international leaders’…
Nov 25 2019
NEWBERRY, SC—Echoing the concerns of millions of teenagers across the nation, typical American 17-year-old Dana…
Oct 25 2019
EL PASO, TX—Working feverishly to cover up all evidence of their unsupervised week, a group of hapless teens raced…
Oct 14 2019
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Sep 2 2019
CARY, NC—Clumsily slobbering over each other like ham-fisted amateurs, a pair of teenagers sighted making out in the…
May 23 2019
LOS ANGELES—Working at a clip only slightly faster than usual, a team of professional songwriters spent a half hour…