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Song Banged Out In Half Hour By Professional Songwriters To Define Teenager’s Personality For Next Two Years

Thank God We Didn’t Have Written Language Back When I Was A Teenager

5/02/19 10:19AM

Teen On Verge Of Either Joining ISIS Or Getting Super Into Rollerblading

2/22/19 12:56PM

KitchenAid Unveils Spring-Loaded Toaster That Allows Rad High Schoolers To Grab Breakfast In Midair While Leaving House

4/06/18 10:37AM

New ‘Cut Off Your Genitals’ Challenge Gains Popularity Among Teens Online

Teen Unsure How To Break It To Parents That The Devil Got Her Pregnant

2/27/18 11:59AM

Teen On Brink Of Experiencing Incredible Journey Of Motherhood Instead Asks Boyfriend To Use Condom

‘100% Of Teenagers Huge Fucking Assholes,’ Confirms Study By Sobbing, Red-Faced Scientists

New AcneFree Treatment Ships Teens To Remote Island Colony For Remainder Of Puberty

1/26/18 11:09AM

11-Year-Old Moron Can’t Wait To Get Her First Period

8/28/17 12:30PM

Nation Begs Disaffected Youth Gravitating Toward Neo-Nazism To Get High And Play Xbox Instead

8/18/17 10:44AM

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Mom Finds Disturbing Reading Material In Teenage Son’s Bedroom

5/25/17 10:37AM

Study: Depression Up Among Teenage Girls Able To Perceive Any Part Of World Around Them

11/28/16 11:02AM

Teens Throwing Rocks At Overgrown, Long-Vacant Supreme Court Seat

9/19/16 11:46AM

School Psychologist Crushing It In Wake Of Fatal Sports Injury

9/06/16 12:06PM

Teen Had Absolutely No Say In Becoming Part Of Snapchat Generation

7/07/16 10:33AM

Ronald McDonald Statue Bears Full Brunt Of Teenagers’ Mockery

Students Watch In Sympathy As Teacher’s Humongous Ass Erases Part Of Whiteboard

4/20/16 12:23PM

How To Talk To Your Teen About Depression

4/14/16 12:02PM

High School Nurse Getting Pretty Good At Spotting Morning Sickness

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