Jul 1News in Brief7/1/20News in Brief7/1/20Teenage Boy Fears Girlfriend Will Pressure Him Into Showering Before He Ready
May 15News in Brief5/15/20News in Brief5/15/20Nervous New Driver Going To Stick To Sidewalks Until He’s More Confident
May 125/12/20Eighth Grader Would Have Cranked Classroom Pencil Sharpener Few More Times If She Knew That Going To Be Last Chance
Dec 11News in Brief12/11/19News in Brief12/11/19Critics In 2030s Ask Why Teen Climate Activist Isn’t In Abandoned School Bailing Water And Shooting Enemy Foragers
Nov 25News in Brief11/25/19News in Brief11/25/19Typical American Teen Struggles To Balance Demands Of School, Pansexual Orgies, And Drug Raves
Oct 25News in Brief10/25/19News in Brief10/25/19Teens Frantically Cleaning Up Mess From Homicide Before Vacationing Parents Return
Oct 14News In Photos10/14/19News In Photos10/14/19Teen Could Go For A Big Huff Of Something Right Now
Oct 4News In Photos10/4/19News In Photos10/4/19Report: Katelyn To Keep Her Headphones In During Entire 2-Hour Drive To Soccer Game
Sep 9News In Photos9/9/19News In Photos9/9/19Teenager Walks 30 Feet Ahead So Onlookers Don’t Think He’s In Florence With His Parents
Sep 2News in Brief9/2/19News in Brief9/2/19Teenagers Making Out In Park Have No Idea What The Hell They’re Doing
Aug 29News in Brief8/29/19News in Brief8/29/19Report Finds Teens Are Having Less Sex Than Previous Generations, But When They Do, Buckle The Fuck Up
May 23 2019News in Brief5/23/19News in Brief5/23/19Song Banged Out In Half Hour By Professional Songwriters To Define Teenager’s Personality For Next Two Years
May 2 2019Commentary5/2/19Commentary5/2/19Thank God We Didn’t Have Written Language Back When I Was A Teenager
Feb 22 2019News in Brief2/22/19News in Brief2/22/19Teen On Verge Of Either Joining ISIS Or Getting Super Into Rollerblading
Apr 6 2018News in Brief4/6/18News in Brief4/6/18KitchenAid Unveils Spring-Loaded Toaster That Allows Rad High Schoolers To Grab Breakfast In Midair While Leaving House
Apr 4 2018News in Brief4/4/18News in Brief4/4/18New ‘Cut Off Your Genitals’ Challenge Gains Popularity Among Teens Online
Feb 27 2018News in Brief2/27/18News in Brief2/27/18Teen Unsure How To Break It To Parents That The Devil Got Her Pregnant
Feb 19 2018News in Brief2/19/18News in Brief2/19/18Teen On Brink Of Experiencing Incredible Journey Of Motherhood Instead Asks Boyfriend To Use Condom
