Oct 8News in Brief10/8/20News in Brief10/8/20Terrorist Group Benefactor Disappointed To Learn Most Of Donations Go To Covering Administrative CostsRIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA—Shaking his head while reviewing the organization’s annual budget, local terrorist group…
May 12Slideshow5/12/20Slideshow5/12/209 MUST-FOLLOW Al-Qaeda Leaders On TwitterKhalid al-Habib (@The_REAL_KhalidAlHabib): A big name in social media circles as well as the Afghan war front,…
Oct 28 2019News in Brief10/28/19News in Brief10/28/19‘Again, Again, Again!’ Exclaims Clapping, Grinning Trump After Sixth Time Watching Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi Death VideoWASHINGTON—Clapping and bouncing up and down in his chair, President Donald Trump reportedly exclaimed “Again,…
Oct 14 2019News in Brief10/14/19News in Brief10/14/19Jubilant ISIS Prisoners Hail American LiberatorsAIN ISSA, SYRIA—As they streamed out of detention camps in northern Syria following U.S. withdrawal of military…
Oct 8 2019News in Brief10/8/19News in Brief10/8/19Terrorist Who Put A Lot Of Work Into Explosive Device Offended By Intelligence Agencies Labeling It As ‘Improvised’GALGALA MOUNTAINS, SOMALIA—Deeply hurt by the way in which counterterrorism operatives repeatedly discounted the…
May 3 2019News in Brief5/3/19News in Brief5/3/19Facebook Bans Thousands Of Snowboarders, Base Jumpers In Crackdown On ‘Dangerous’ AccountsMENLO PARK, CA—Explaining that the suspended users had violated the site’s content guidelines, Facebook reportedly…
Apr 8 2019News in Brief4/8/19News in Brief4/8/19ISIS Adds Few Violent White Supremacists In Bid To Get U.S. To Rescind Terrorist DesignationIDLIB, SYRIA—Explaining that they hoped the personnel changes would enable the organization to avoid the State…
Oct 2 2018News in Brief10/2/18News in Brief10/2/18Homeland Security Director Releases List Of Terrorists Who Don’t Have The Balls To Attack U.S.WASHINGTON—Dismissing the individuals in question as lacking the depth of character necessary to pose a credible…
Mar 22 2018News in Brief3/22/18News in Brief3/22/18Authorities Claim The True Austin Bomber Was Everyone Who Failed This Sensitive, Promising KidAUSTIN, TX—Deeply lamenting the loss of young Mark Anthony Conditt, the precocious yet thoughtful go-getter with a…
Nov 21 2017News in Brief11/21/17News in Brief11/21/17Successful U.S. Airstrike Kills 30 Iraqis Who May As Well Have Been TerroristsWASHINGTON—Saying that the mission had met all its objectives, the U.S. military announced Tuesday that it had…
Aug 28 2017News in Brief8/28/17News in Brief8/28/17Antifa Organizers Announce Plans To Disrupt Neo-Nazi Rally Or Whatever Else Going On That DayBERKELEY, CA—Vowing to derail whichever event it is by any means necessary, local Antifa organizers announced plans…
Aug 21 2017VideoOnion Explains8/21/17 VideoOnion Explains8/21/17How The ‘Alt-Right’ Recruits New Members
Aug 18 2017News In Photos8/18/17News In Photos8/18/17Spanish Authorities Ask Anyone With Information About Curbing Endless Cycle Of Nihilistic Violence To Come Forward
Aug 14 2017News in Brief8/14/17News in Brief8/14/17Charlottesville Suspect Might Have Received Tacit Support From High-Level Government FigureWASHINGTON—Suggesting he did not act alone but with implicit backing at the highest levels, the FBI said Monday that…
Mar 1 2017News in Brief3/1/17News in Brief3/1/17Man Trying To Leave Hateful Message At Local Synagogue Frustrated Phone Line Always Tied Up With Other ThreatsFAIRFAX, VA—Growing increasingly exasperated at his inability to make himself heard, local man Alex Turner told…
Jan 31 2017News in Brief1/31/17News in Brief1/31/17FBI Shuts Down Prominent New ISIS Recruitment WebsiteWASHINGTON—Saying the measure would greatly aid efforts to combat the rise of anti-American sentiment online, the…
Jan 5 2017News in Brief1/5/17News in Brief1/5/17ISIS Recruiter Excited To Be Talking To Popular High Schooler For OnceRAQQA, SYRIA—Describing his recent conversations with the sociable and upbeat American teenager as “a really nice…