Oct 28News in Brief10/28/19News in Brief10/28/19‘Again, Again, Again!’ Exclaims Clapping, Grinning Trump After Sixth Time Watching Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi Death Video
Oct 8News in Brief10/8/19News in Brief10/8/19Terrorist Who Put A Lot Of Work Into Explosive Device Offended By Intelligence Agencies Labeling It As ‘Improvised’
May 3 2019News in Brief5/3/19News in Brief5/3/19Facebook Bans Thousands Of Snowboarders, Base Jumpers In Crackdown On ‘Dangerous’ Accounts
Apr 8 2019News in Brief4/8/19News in Brief4/8/19ISIS Adds Few Violent White Supremacists In Bid To Get U.S. To Rescind Terrorist Designation
Oct 2 2018News in Brief10/2/18News in Brief10/2/18Homeland Security Director Releases List Of Terrorists Who Don’t Have The Balls To Attack U.S.
Mar 22 2018News in Brief3/22/18News in Brief3/22/18Authorities Claim The True Austin Bomber Was Everyone Who Failed This Sensitive, Promising Kid
Nov 21 2017News in Brief11/21/17News in Brief11/21/17Successful U.S. Airstrike Kills 30 Iraqis Who May As Well Have Been Terrorists
Aug 28 2017News in Brief8/28/17News in Brief8/28/17Antifa Organizers Announce Plans To Disrupt Neo-Nazi Rally Or Whatever Else Going On That Day
Aug 21 2017VideoOnion Explains8/21/17 VideoOnion Explains8/21/17How The ‘Alt-Right’ Recruits New Members
Aug 18 2017News in Brief8/18/17News in Brief8/18/17European Leaders: ‘We Stand Together To Say Loud And Clear: We Are Scared As Fuck And Don’t Know What To Do’
Aug 18 2017News In Photos8/18/17News In Photos8/18/17Spanish Authorities Ask Anyone With Information About Curbing Endless Cycle Of Nihilistic Violence To Come Forward
Aug 14 2017News in Brief8/14/17News in Brief8/14/17Charlottesville Suspect Might Have Received Tacit Support From High-Level Government Figure
Mar 1 2017News in Brief3/1/17News in Brief3/1/17Man Trying To Leave Hateful Message At Local Synagogue Frustrated Phone Line Always Tied Up With Other Threats
Jan 31 2017News in Brief1/31/17News in Brief1/31/17FBI Shuts Down Prominent New ISIS Recruitment Website
Jan 5 2017News in Brief1/5/17News in Brief1/5/17ISIS Recruiter Excited To Be Talking To Popular High Schooler For Once
Oct 21 2016News in Brief10/21/16News in Brief10/21/16Kidnapped Journalist Forced To Explain To ISIS Captors What BuzzFeed News Is
