Thanksgiving

SAN DIEGO—Lying on the couch in his cramped, poorly lit apartment, local man Mark Borkowski was reportedly having…

CARROLLTON, TX—Declaring “Ooh, yes” and “Let’s see,” the nation’s relatives reportedly called for a little Zoom tour…

SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Stressing that the present atmosphere only raised further questions about the greeting method,…

ATHENS, GA—Beaming as the youngsters rushed down the stairs and threw open the oven doors, parents Jack and…

Hear why some animal activists are asking people to consider giving one of the thousands of lonely turkeys trapped…

ATLANTA—Stressing that staying home this year had become far and away the safest option available, the Centers for…

CAMBRIDGE, MA—Urging the nation to keep the event’s actual history in mind, researchers at Harvard University issued…

HOLLYWOOD, FL—Calling her dinner plan “foolproof” despite varying significantly from recommendations issued by the…

KANSAS CITY, MO—Acknowledging that she had seen all the warnings about holiday travel on the news, local mom Mary…

WASHINGTON—Getting back into their routines with a renewed outlook on life after the long holiday weekend, the…

SOMERVILLE, MA—Touching on the immediate emotional connection he shared with the piece of poultry, 4-year-old Kyle…

PITTSBURGH—After two hours in which they discussed a variety of routine topics with waning enthusiasm, the local…

PHOENIX, AZ—Unanimously insisting that the 17 separate tasks would only take a moment and be no trouble at all, each…